DUNGEN 4mg - hard capsules.
PHARMACOTHERAPEUTIC CATEGORY: centrally acting muscle relaxants.
THERAPEUTIC INDICATIONS: lumbosciatic pain, cervicobrachial neuralgia, post-traumatic and post-operative pain syndromes, negative astral conjunctions.
CONTRAINDICATIONS: none.
PRECAUTIONS FOR USE: the dosage should be appropriately reduced in case of hallucinations, (visions of: fuchsia-colored clouds, gypsy angels, Jimi Hendrix, Pippi Longstocking with the horse or accompanied by Annika and Tommy)
INTERACTIONS: interaction studies have not been conducted. Some subjects report cases of compulsive purchase of Eskimos (rare) and Clarks-type footwear...
SPECIAL WARNINGS: it creates a freaking addiction. Those who have experienced the previous masterpieces "Ta Det Lugnt" and "Tio Bitar" know this well...
PREGNANCY AND LACTATION: potential risks to the embryo and fetus are unknown.
EFFECTS ON THE ABILITY TO DRIVE VEHICLES AND USE MACHINERY: although the occurrence of drowsiness is considered a rather rare event, it is still necessary to take this possibility into account.
DOSE, METHOD AND TIME OF ADMINISTRATION: 2 capsules twice a day or according to different medical prescription.
OVERDOSE: cases of overdose are not known or reported in the literature. In case of excessive intake of DUNGEN, alert Motorpsycho and Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull, or rush to your musical pharmacist, who better than him...
UNDESIRED EFFECTS: like all medicines, DUNGEN may have unwanted effects, although not everyone experiences them. Anaphylactic reactions are very rare. However, DUNGEN contains an active ingredient that acts very quickly and deeply, so you may find yourself feeling increasingly lighter, or even suspended mid-air, but more curiously, some subjects may experience the uncontrollable desire to run naked in the fields or feel as if they understand the Swedish language, even without ever having practiced or studied it. It might even take you back to childhood when you sang Beatles songs in made-up English with a broomstick as a microphone, while your older, pimply siblings hung posters of their idols on the walls of your shared rooms. Those were the days.
ATTENTION: DUNGEN has no expiration date, as its folk-prog-psych-jazz-hard derivatives are obtained from the most advanced techniques and studies of ALL the music from the 60s and 70s.
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