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RIBALDO

31 oct 14

Perturbazione | DeRank™: 0,00

They're just melted, hopefully in acid. more

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Lovernot

31 oct 14

Iron Maiden | DeRank™: 1,84

A dwarf, an overrated bassist, a drummer who looks like a frog, and guitarists suffering from bad breath. Mainly. Then the crap from the puppet and the other silly antics can be saved. more

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Lovernot

31 oct 14

The Jesus and Mary Chain | DeRank™: -3,00

Same old story.
Filthy representatives of the most crude and tedious pretentiousness. more

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Lovernot

31 oct 14

Oasis | DeRank™: -1,22

The greatest band of all time after Stone Sour.
Unique and eternal, Champagne Supernova after Paranoid and Paradise City the most beautiful piece ever. more

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Lovernot

31 oct 14

The Stooges | DeRank™: 0,00

Go like this
Pure energy more

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Lovernot

31 oct 14

Slowdive | DeRank™: -0,61

A mind-numbingly boring experience... I dare anyone not high to listen to an entire lousy album. bah more

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Lovernot

31 oct 14

My Bloody Valentine | DeRank™: 0,00

Always been crap, music for pretentious intellectuals and hipsters who say they listen to them to look cool.
"Music" in a loose sense, distortions that make no sense at all...
What a drag. more

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I'll summarize by recalling a funny anecdote... I put the record on the tube... my brother says, "What the hell is this shit? What did they smoke in Peru?" "Haha... just think that on sites like Debaser or Ondarock they praise these guys." "Haha... look at these fools... put on Slayer, will you... but what the hell are they saying..." more