but let's end it. more
the most vulgar, filthy, maniacal, and perverse group ever born in the extreme metal scene... incomparable, outspoken... a blend of black that sometimes goes hand in hand with death, thrash, and hardcore... scandalous more
sophistication and boldness... the melody is fundamental in this band, but when they aim for the extreme, they spare no one... more
there's a certain malevolent something in their sound that captivates me, sometimes almost "imperial"... the atmosphere of impending war/chaos/epidemic (any kind of disaster...) might have been their trademark... more
I’m sorry, but I cannot access external links or content from them. However, if you have a specific text you'd like translated, please provide it here, and I'd be happy to help! more
"When at the end of the school year Chuck Norris went to school to see the report cards, his were all Van Gogh, Monet, and Picasso. Originals." more
The only one who could think of lasting at least two seconds in a fight with Chuck Norris. A legend, him and the series of "die hard on the high seas/in the Rocky Mountains/on the ice" etc... more
Oh no, Gus, in Connect Four it only takes one move to win (the only one he knows), as long as he’s playing against Steven Seagal, of course. more
well done, really well done. Even live. more
Once I saw Chuck Norris punch Mike Tyson with his right hand, while with his left he trimmed his beard, and with his right leg he was kicking violently at Van Damme, all while dancing the Kalinka with his left. As Homer says: MIIITICO! more
all this fuss over nothing... more
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will surely take yours too. If you’re thinking, "Impossible, I’ve already lost it," you’re very mistaken. more
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. more
Chuck Norris rolls uphill. more
..Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice!!! more
The boogeyman checks before going to sleep if Chuck Norris is in the closet. more
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four using only 3 moves. more
indispensable more
Entering a Ford dealership to buy an Escort, Chuck Norris came out driving Patrizia D'Addario. more
I've always wondered how old I am. Maybe 600? more