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Cornell

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

Once I saw Chuck Norris punch Mike Tyson with his right hand, while with his left he trimmed his beard, and with his right leg he was kicking violently at Van Damme, all while dancing the Kalinka with his left. As Homer says: MIIITICO! more

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alexx

30 jun 09

Metallica | DeRank™: 0,56

all this fuss over nothing... more

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martin eden

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 2,66

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will surely take yours too. If you’re thinking, "Impossible, I’ve already lost it," you’re very mistaken. more

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S4doll

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 3,17

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. more

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rebelde

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 10,57

Chuck Norris rolls uphill. more

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j&r

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 8,40

..Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice!!! more

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Lord DarthVader

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 17,31

The boogeyman checks before going to sleep if Chuck Norris is in the closet. more

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GustavoTanz

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 6,48

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four using only 3 moves. more

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DizionarioRock

30 jun 09

Neu! | DeRank™: 0,00

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Venusiano Sarcastico

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 10,14

Entering a Ford dealership to buy an Escort, Chuck Norris came out driving Patrizia D'Addario. more

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alia76

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

I've always wondered how old I am. Maybe 600? more

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Psycroptic

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

Mathematics is not an opinion, except for Chuck Norris. The universe was born from the Big Bang, the Big Bang was caused by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. more

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SUPERVAI1986

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

WATCH OUT FOR HIS SPINNING KICK!!!! more

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Hetzer

30 jun 09

Chuck Norris | DeRank™: 0,00

Bearded granite, an endless source of lethal nonsense.
I want to add that this cascade of facts was exactly what I wanted. Honors to Chuck who, by the way, won the Nobel Prize for genetics while bumping into an old friend along the way. more

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Hetzer

30 jun 09

Matt Groening | DeRank™: 0,00

A man to be framed, who has changed the world of animation. Patience for the decline of the Simpsons, they remain modern mythology. more

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axel

30 jun 09

J-Ax | DeRank™: 0,00

"Fake alternatives play at being stars, famous types, big show but only funeral arrangements" (kaos) as I’ve already said with Articolo 31 they made one great album and the two following albums are passable... everything else is plastic music. more