The controversial definitions

Bartleboom

14 aug 09

Tom Araya | DeRank™: 10,93

With the scream of "Kill Again," he showed that you can scream louder than Rob Halford without being gay. With all the other songs, he demonstrated that you can be the bassist of the greatest thrash metal band of all time without knowing how to play the bass. With his grizzled goatee, he proved that there's no limit to the worst. more

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Bartleboom

14 aug 09

Dave Lombardo | DeRank™: 6,15

Hunchback, with a big nose and dark circles... he would basically have been a raccoon if Satan hadn't given him two legs made for sinning. With the opening of "Raining Blood," he knocked on the doors of hell and the Devil replied, "Just a second, I just got out of the shower." Take everything away from me, but not his double bass drum. more

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Bartleboom

14 aug 09

Kerry King | DeRank™: 0,88

Among the first medallists to understand that shaving to zero was a preferable alternative to the buzz cut. The spiked bracelet made man. Ignorance made solo. The Devil who has eaten both the pot and its lid. more

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RepartoAmena

14 aug 09

Melvins | DeRank™: 1,06

Just that, though... more

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Starblazer

14 aug 09

Kerry King | DeRank™: 0,00

the demon-possessed cousin of Galliani more

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unuomoqualsiasi

14 aug 09

Melvins | DeRank™: 1,32

King Buzzo and Caparezza probably go to the same hairdresser. more

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Workhorse

14 aug 09

Melvins | DeRank™: -0,03

The kings of assault rock, never disappointing more

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CoolOras

14 aug 09

Den Harrow | DeRank™: 0,00

Her outburst on Isola Dei Famosi has already become a cult moment in television. more

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Starblazer

14 aug 09

Den Harrow | DeRank™: 0,00

seminal artist, too advanced for his time and perhaps even for this time, maybe in a billion years he will be remembered as the absolute genius. more

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fede

14 aug 09

Isis | DeRank™: 0,37

The heavy lightness and celestial, indispensable. more

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RepartoAmena

13 aug 09

Tokio Hotel | DeRank™: 0,01

The Poison of 2000, no offense to those who listen to Poison... more

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UhuhPanicoUhuh

13 aug 09

Isis | DeRank™: 0,15

The feeling of not being fulfilled, holy tears… more

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O__O

13 aug 09

Tokio Hotel | DeRank™: 0,00

Vote for the hot chick: (Y) more

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Starblazer

13 aug 09

Sandy Marton | DeRank™: 3,00

the Italian-American response to Burzum more

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MuffinMan

13 aug 09

Tokio Hotel | DeRank™: 0,00

I stayed at the Oak Hotel and I must say, I didn't find it at all, it must be a real dump! more

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Gasta

13 aug 09

Tokio Hotel | DeRank™: 0,00

As the bimbeminkia say, "This is real music!!!"... or rather: "qSt e' VERA mUsIkA!!! ^^". A """singer""" who, by dressing a bit in black and sporting a skull on a T-shirt, occasionally bamboozles the little-heads-up-their-asses, who in return scream "Yes, we are DAAAARK!". Then they have those slap-worthy faces...! They don't even write their own lyrics, they don't know a word of English!!! The “popular music” of today and its representatives really suck... more