The controversial definitions

UhuhPanicoUhuh

18 mar 10

Burzum | DeRank™: 0,81

He has the syndrome of the "Coldplay guitarist in Yellow," a static strumming, always downward. more

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Claypool

18 mar 10

The Mothers of Invention | DeRank™: 0,27

FREAK OUT! more

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peggiopunx

18 mar 10

Juventus | DeRank™: 1,69

The mafia in football more

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Il Laureattò

18 mar 10

Juventus | DeRank™: 2,07

Oh dear! One cannot help but mention how Juventus qualified for the round of 16 in the 2003 Champions League after two incredible blunders against Manchester: 7 points in their group, tied with Basel (!) and Deportivo La Coruña (defeated only in injury time with a goal from Tudor). Barcelona wasn’t much of a team back then and was overcome only in extra time in the quarter-finals. Basically, Juve played well in just 1 match out of 17: the return leg against Real Madrid in the semi-finals. more

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Schizoid Man

18 mar 10

Led Zeppelin | DeRank™: 3,43

"Oh!! Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby... My, my - my - my, my, my babe I'm gonna leave you!!" more

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Darkeve

18 mar 10

J Mascis | DeRank™: 0,00

long live beautiful singing more

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ProgRock

18 mar 10

Sonic Youth | DeRank™: 1,98

Among the peaks of 80s music, still great even afterwards. more

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Schizoid Man

18 mar 10

Red House Painters | DeRank™: 0,00

"When everything we felt failed and some music soft in distant sails but it don't sound like it did before, then I know I'm left with nothing more than my own soul..." the infinite melancholy of an immense songwriter like Mark Kozelek! more

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carlo cimmino

18 mar 10

J Mascis | DeRank™: 0,00

I find Lou Barlow much more likable. But maybe it has nothing to do with it. more

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carlo cimmino

18 mar 10

Sonic Youth | DeRank™: -0,60

Perhaps overrated. more

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carlo cimmino

18 mar 10

Juventus | DeRank™: 3,00

A good team. However, it's a shame for the Agnelli, the triad, Lippi, Fabio Cannavaro I and II, the mystical crises of Legrottaglie, and fifty years of mismanagement by the Christian Democracy that have tarnished the good name and glory of the club. more

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carlo cimmino

18 mar 10

Rammstein | DeRank™: 0,55

Too easy. Fascists and pseudometallers. more

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carlo cimmino

18 mar 10

Nirvana | DeRank™: 0,87

A modest little sci-fi film, pseudoBladeRunner, by Italian director Gabriele Salvatores, featuring, among others, Christopher Lambert, Diego Abatantuono, Stefania Rocca, and Gigio Alberti. Nice. more