Olpus Bonzo
Olpus Bonzo

Sum 41 | DeRank™: 0,00

A cheerful, emetic, sparkling, diuretic ensemble of poor bastards crapped out by the MTV generation. more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Stone Temple Pilots | DeRank™: -0,37

Useless more
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teenagelobotomy

Dio | DeRank™: 1,95

The only God. Holy hell, what an enormous loss... what a world of shit. more
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RepartoAmena
RepartoAmena

Angry Samoans | DeRank™: 3,00

I’ve seen groups of clueless kids who don’t count for shit in the history of music acting all high and mighty...old school is back! more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Airbourne | DeRank™: 0,00

Among the millions of AC/DC clones, they are undoubtedly among the best, but they're still just clones and therefore don't deserve more than a few casual listens. more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Dee Dee Ramone | DeRank™: 0,00

"One two three four!!!!!!!" more
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teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Sum 41 | DeRank™: 0,61

the worst pop punk band ever seen, and that's saying something... more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

Paolo Nutini | DeRank™: 4,45

A voice so wonderful and songwriting so delicate that it almost disgusts the most. more
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quadrophenia73
quadrophenia73

Hans Zimmer | DeRank™: 0,15

Mr. Soundtrack more
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FieroGrind
FieroGrind

Last Exit | DeRank™: 0,00

try to bring together in one group three mad heads like those of peter brotzmann, sonny sharrock, and bill laswell... what will come out of it will be something absolutely sensational. the album "last exit" from 1986 is here to testify. more
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FieroGrind
FieroGrind

The Dillinger Escape Plan | DeRank™: 0,24

One of the most original bands in the extreme scene, "Calculating Infinity" is one of the most important and spectacular debuts in recent years. The collaboration with Patton yielded the EP "Irony is a Dead Scene," which opened up new "melodic" horizons for the band. "Ire Works" is then a magnificent work. Brilliant. more
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Rocky Marciano
Rocky Marciano

King Crimson | DeRank™: 1,22

21st century schizoid man. more
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snobthegob
snobthegob

Blue Öyster Cult | DeRank™: 1,54

The Cult of the Blue Oyster: one of the most beautiful names in the rock scene, indeed... in the panorama. more
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Rocky Marciano
Rocky Marciano

Darkthrone | DeRank™: 0,48

transilvanian hunger aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h.......soul....cold....the mountain is cold.... more
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Emerson
Emerson

Joe Lynn Turner | DeRank™: 0,63

Archetype, prototype, genotype, phenotype, and fundamentally isotopic phototype (and seemingly cheerful) of the soft, hard & heavy frontman. more
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Frankie89
Frankie89

Aesop Rock | DeRank™: 0,00

A very angry American white rapper, like El-P. more
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GustavoTanz
GustavoTanz

99 Posse | DeRank™: 0,30

Overrated. However, they've done something salvageable. more
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FieroGrind
FieroGrind

Mike Patton | DeRank™: 2,34

genius more for the artists he surrounded himself with in Mr. Bungle and Faith No More, rather than for any real personal merits. The second part of his career is enjoyable but forgettable (Fantômas, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom), and the latest "Mondo Cane" is a mess. But his fans will forgive him even this. The average Patton fan is a no less sweetened version of the average Vasco Rossi fan. Listen to the best things from his repertoire, but for the rest, don't get too carried away. more
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FieroGrind
FieroGrind

Ufomammut | DeRank™: 0,01

immensely overrated by Italian listeners simply because they are Italian. The debut "Godlike Snake" is decent, but from there on they copy/paste the neurosis/electric wizard/sleep template with little personality. From "lucifer songs" onwards, they sound even more retro and dated than "Jerusalem" by Sleep, which came out in 1999, with no innovative drive whatsoever. The latest "eve" is the worst album they have ever made. more
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panNZZOone
panNZZOone

Fred Bongusto | DeRank™: 0,00

People watch and laugh, not having been with us. In Detroit. more
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