The controversial definitions

PanNZZOone1

6 may 11

The Beatles | DeRank™: 1,65

People listen to them superficially, getting impressed by the loud ones, but they (with some help) have opened a highway of horizons: the first to get out of the Blues, the first to use modal scales, the first to truly experiment with sound, the first to give birth to the word Rock, among the first to compose unforgettable songs. They don’t drive me crazy, but damn... more

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Hetzer

6 may 11

Maurizio Crozza | DeRank™: 1,03

I used to like him when he was on Mai dire Gol.. Today his "covers" are really embarrassing and even cheesy.. more

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popoloitaliano

6 may 11

Maurizio Crozza | DeRank™: 0,73

Ah! So I'm not the only one who thinks Crozza is terrible! Good, good. After all, the proof is that politicians laugh at his jokes on Ballarò. more

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Hetzer

6 may 11

Beppe Grillo | DeRank™: -0,31

A ridiculous jester, a cunning wealthy man who rides the rhetoric of slaps and mockery to build himself an aura of absolute truth, thoroughly tainted and hypocritical. In this sense, he mirrors the psychonano he so loudly condemns. A shameful character, yet fitting for our decomposing politics. more

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Meco

6 may 11

Yngwie J. Malmsteen | DeRank™: 2,74

The Masanobu Sato of the guitar. more

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Rorix

6 may 11

Buckethead | DeRank™: -0,01

A genius, end of story. Between his solo career, ambient records like Death Cube K, collaborations with Les Claypool, and various partnerships, 5 is the bare minimum. more

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Rorix

6 may 11

Yngwie J. Malmsteen | DeRank™: 15,35

Seen at Gods of Metal 2008, a poor pathetic arrogant tripper... when he finally smashed two (not even one! TWO!) expensive Fenders, I was beyond furious for all the poor souls forced to play with a 150-euro Squire... more

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Zioo_miraggio

6 may 11

Maurizio Crozza | DeRank™: 2,02

Yes, but will someone who doesn't make you laugh have warned him? more

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axel

6 may 11

LOL | DeRank™: 0,00

seriously, what does it mean? more

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Jack A Lynn

6 may 11

Yngwie J. Malmsteen | DeRank™: 4,08

The most overrated guitarist of all time. Nothing more than an egocentric, monotonous, and boring speedster, completely devoid of originality and compositional talent in every possible way. more

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AmoryBlaine

6 may 11

Maurizio Crozza | DeRank™: 1,79

a comedian who doesn’t make you laugh...therefore completely USELESS more

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dark schneider

6 may 11

Lino Banfi | DeRank™: 0,00

Trash made to order. It actually looks like a dumpster... more

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dark schneider

6 may 11

Maurizio Crozza | DeRank™: 0,00

Essential with the Broncoviz, costly, but almost useless in his solo career. I remember the times of the commercials in Avanzi or the hilarious revivifications of films with Hollywood Party. more

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jdv666

6 may 11

Maurizio Crozza | DeRank™: 0,00

I’ve never liked it either, knowing that everyone I know adores it, and it’s even a bipartisan adoration... more

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MorgueOfAbsinth

5 may 11

Maurizio Crozza | DeRank™: 0,75

Boredom personified, a self-satisfied little master, the farting emanation of the power he believes he fights against, a pseudo-satirical comedian who lacks even a gram of the corrosive force and intelligence of Bill Hicks or Lenny Bruce. Why listen to four nonsense about Ruby getting married right after her first communion when we have "Carlo Martello returns from the Battle of Poitiers," which perfectly exemplifies the arrogance of power towards women? more