JohannesUlver
JohannesUlver

Subsonica | DeRank™: -1,38

You've broken the balls... more
splinter
splinter

Gigi D'Alessio | DeRank™: 0,00

Basically, the only character in the music world that you can freely mock on the web without anyone pathetically begging you to "respect other people's tastes" and even receiving admiration and likes... more
splinter
splinter

Nek | DeRank™: 0,00

trivial and predictable like many of his modern colleagues... go and get laid with Laura, it's for the best! more
splinter
splinter

Michael Jackson | DeRank™: 3,25

Forgive me, but in my opinion, he was one of the first to degrade music: he was the first to realize that by placing four random computer-generated sounds and creating from them a bare, essential, yet danceable melody, he could mess with the brains of numerous kids, making them believe they were facing the music of the future (when instead it was a fake musical avant-garde) and thus make a boatload of money!
Without him, music today might have been better! more
Divodark
Divodark

Avenged Sevenfold | DeRank™: 0,00

They started by writing good songs (the first two albums) until they reached uniquely awful lows. more
splinter
splinter

Oasis | DeRank™: 0,19

Flaccid little rocket, static, trivial, and devoid of ideas... with a faux sophistication!
Ideals while sitting on the toilet but unable to take a dump! more
Wiserson
Wiserson

John McTiernan | DeRank™: 0,00

Specialist of the Action that once was. more
AJM
AJM

Arnold Schwarzenegger | DeRank™: 3,23

Incredibly believable in "Terminator," perhaps because he has only 17 lines. more
stonecoldcrazy
stonecoldcrazy

Arnold Schwarzenegger | DeRank™: 0,00

"Terminator" in the movies, "Inseminator" in real life. more
chinaski033
chinaski033

Blue Öyster Cult | DeRank™: 0,00

I only listened to the first albums, but they are definitely sublime. I know that over time they will lose some of their edge, but the first albums are history. more
chinaski033
chinaski033

Syd Barrett | DeRank™: 0,00

cursed genius! more
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hjhhjij

Arnold Schwarzenegger | DeRank™: 0,00

In the role of the incredibly believable Terminator T-800, otherwise a forgettable actor. more
magnum p.i.
magnum p.i.

Kurt Cobain | DeRank™: 2,78

It's all the media's fault; they've built yet another myth around the cursed artist, and so often we end up forgetting what a great musician he was. more
AmoryBlaine
AmoryBlaine

Brunetta | DeRank™: 0,00

The preferred target of every racist-fake progressive. more
dosankos
dosankos

Brunetta | DeRank™: 0,00

Bizarre form of a poorly evolved microorganism. Ex PSI, but the fake ones of socialists, the craxiani of the '80s to be clear, not those of Pertini and Nenni. Just think that Brunetta is as tall as Giuliano Ferrara lying down... Actually, he is as short as Ferrara lying down. more
MORPHEO 33
MORPHEO 33

A Storm of Light | DeRank™: 0,00

pointed out as epigones of neurosis, but packed with a sound that, moving away from the mental one of the previously mentioned, carries with it respectable environmental and apocalyptic images! more
Mr. Money87
Mr. Money87

Mahavishnu Orchestra | DeRank™: 0,00

A group of absolute phenomena. Bird of Fire and Inner Mounting Flame are 2 masterpieces. McLaughlin and Cobham at inhuman levels! more
stonecoldcrazy
stonecoldcrazy

Brunetta | DeRank™: 0,00

Renato Brunetta (in Naples, he is called Renato à pugnetta) is an example of the species Roditore Economista. He is 87.5 cm tall and with heels can reach over 90, and he has a shrewd look thanks to the lively little eyes of a hamster seeing the wheel for the first time and wondering what it's for. But more important than his being and his phenomenology (that is, how he appears to us) is that he makes no one laugh. -nonciclopedia more