The controversial definitions

Tobby

23 jul 12

Simone Cristicchi | DeRank™: 0,00

You've said it all. It's unclear where all this conviction comes from, anyway. more

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federico"benny"

23 jul 12

Delta Goodrem | DeRank™: 0,00

Beautiful voice and an overall pleasant repertoire. The latest album, "Bridge Over Troubled Dreams," is very beautiful. more

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Marco Salzano

23 jul 12

Caravan — Caravan | DeRank™: 0,00

Sounds from Middle Earth, on the border between psychedelia (the dreamlike Magic Man, the sinister Cecil Rons) and prog (Where But For Caravan Would I?), following in the wake of the Floyd and early Soft Machine. But rather than sabotaging them, Caravan enhances the melodies by layering vocal harmonies over the sound of the organ, with a precise rhythm section and flute in Love Song With Flute. A Place of My Own and Hello Hello are two excellent singles. The Saharan flavor of Ride justifies the band's name. more

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federico"benny"

23 jul 12

Christina Aguilera | DeRank™: 3,00

How to throw a great voice to the dogs with questionable musical and stylistic choices. It's really a shame, because she certainly had the grit. more

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federock

23 jul 12

Simone Cristicchi | DeRank™: 0,00

Would you trade your Caparezza for 3 Cristicchi? Not even if you add some money and/or Den Harrow would I accept! more

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federico"benny"

23 jul 12

Indica | DeRank™: 0,00

The protégés of Tuomas Holopainen. All in all discreet, with a few pieces truly worthy. more

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Hetzer

23 jul 12

Simone Cristicchi | DeRank™: 0,00

Nice as a nest of cockroaches in the bathroom, useful as an ass without a hole, pleasant as a bucket of vomit.. A hypocritical clown of the worst kind.. more

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parapoziponzipo

23 jul 12

Gary Moore | DeRank™: 0,00

I also found him quite likable ("the title of the song is Parisienne walkaways because Phil's father is named Paris, so let's say the song isn't really about Paris" - well, thanks for the obvious!...) more

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hjhhjij

23 jul 12

Matt Groening — The Simpsons | DeRank™: 0,00

Season 1: beautiful. 2-7 = total, absolute. 8-10 = excellent. 11 = still good. 12-13 = bearable. 14-15 = noticeable decline. 16-20 = goodbye (I didn't even watch the last ones). more

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bark

23 jul 12

AC/DC | DeRank™: 0,00

Okay, "catchy riffs, stylistic coherence," but you can only put up with them until the end of adolescence, then ENOUGH. (I don't dislike them, but today I can't stand them.) more

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Don_Pollo

23 jul 12

Calibro 35 | DeRank™: 0,00

In a car, nothing works better. Especially when a police car with its sirens blaring zooms past you in downtown Milan. more

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Lord Attilio

23 jul 12

AC/DC | DeRank™: 0,00

Hard and pure rock without compromises. It was great while Bon Scott was around, but after Back in Black, they started to get stale. more

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Marco Salzano

23 jul 12

Frank Zappa — Zoot Allures | DeRank™: 0,00

Excellent Zappa “easy-listening,” split between dark and gloomy slow blues (the orgasmic The Torture Never Stops, Find Her Finer -with Beefheart’s harmonica-, the title track, and Black Napkins -one of his purest solos-) and heavier pieces like Wind up Workin’…(which kicks off with an “ignorant” riff like the Ramones), Wonderful Wino (another heavy riff by Jeff Simmons), Disco Boy (“It’s Disco Love Tonight!”), and Miss Pinky (a tribute to $69.95 inflatable dolls). more

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gabri1189

23 jul 12

Something Corporate | DeRank™: 0,00

"ig u c jordan" reminds me of a bitch I liked in middle school who didn't even notice me. Maybe because she was a little redhead bitch! Anyway, it’s a song I still enjoy listening to. They, from what little I know of them, seem to be one of the few honest pop punk bands that existed during that time. more