Mick Jagger
Rax
Rax

Mick Jagger | DeRank™: 0,00

Get behind me, Satan! Oops, sorry, I mistook you for someone else… more
Freddie Mercury
Rax
Rax

Freddie Mercury | DeRank™: 0,00

Frecy Mercury. Or was it Frocy? more
Jimmy Page
Rax
Rax

Jimmy Page | DeRank™: 0,00

For 40 years, he has been traveling down his highway to hell. Soon he will reach his destination. more
Andrew Latimer
Hetzer
Hetzer

Andrew Latimer | DeRank™: 0,00

The simplicity of true greatness.. You fought a terrible battle Andy, we are waiting for your return! more
PanAm
extro91
extro91

PanAm | DeRank™: 1,87

One who gives 8.5 to Skiantos (because there’s affection) and 7 to Banco del Mutuo Soccorso, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Billy Joel, and Genesis. Now, I would say that this definition is well-deserved. RAX FOR LIFE more
Martin Scorsese
teenagelobotomy
teenagelobotomy

Martin Scorsese | DeRank™: 1,64

"He came first. We were making films before we knew his, but when we saw them they had a huge impact on us. He and I struggle with the same ideas and feelings. And the films he makes are real." –Abel Ferrara– more
Drax
March Horses
March Horses

Drax | DeRank™: 7,73

Rax is like Berlusconi: after all, nobody wants to lose him, he's a born comedian. more
Drax
Danny The Kid
Danny The Kid

Drax | DeRank™: 3,00

freely inspired by: BEN QUAYLE: Barack Obama Is The Worst President Ever rax is the worst De-user in history. Idiotic DeFinitioms all over the HP, useless reviews of every fart regarding beatles. What's happening to DeBaser!?!? I love DeBaser, I WAS RAISED RIGHT!! My name is Danny The Kid and I approve Rax being pissed off by everyone!
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Drax
pana
pana

Drax | DeRank™: 4,73

One who gives the same rating to King Crimson, Dylan, and Ramazzotti. 4 to U2 and 1 to Morrissey (because he's mundane). Now I promise not to mention him again. Ugh, I'm bumping up his score a bit, I don't dislike him. more
Andrew Latimer
pana
pana

Andrew Latimer | DeRank™: 3,63

"Made of the same stuff as dreams are made of." W. Shakespeare. more
Porn
Taxirider
Taxirider

Porn | DeRank™: 0,00

Angelica Bella, Anita Dark, Anita Blond, Luna, Sofia Gucci, Letizia Bruni, Katie Fey, Kyla Cole, Simona Valli, Selen, Dalila, Erika Bella, Sasha Grey, Kobe Tai more
Gary Moore
Karter4
Karter4

Gary Moore | DeRank™: 0,00

A hard rock grenade sprinkled with blues. I don't know if I'm conveying the idea... more
Jim Morrison
Rax
Rax

Jim Morrison | DeRank™: 0,00

Sex, drugs, and death. The first two led me to the third. more
Popol Vuh
Rax
Rax

Popol Vuh | DeRank™: 0,00

The music of Paradise brought down to earth. more
Pink Floyd
Rax
Rax

Pink Floyd | DeRank™: 0,00

They were born Pinkedelici. They died Pinkioni. more
U2
Rax
Rax

U2 | DeRank™: 0,00

Uppi Du(e)!!! more
Frank Zappa
Rax
Rax

Frank Zappa | DeRank™: -1,67

More of a sawyer than a digger. more
Bob Dylan
Rax
Rax

Bob Dylan | DeRank™: -0,52

On many texts, it is necessary to bow down. On the songs, on the melodies, and on the voice, let’s throw a veil of mercy… more
Eros Ramazzotti
Rax
Rax

Eros Ramazzotti | DeRank™: 0,00

Halfway, Fairy Tale, Nostalsong, Canticle, Music it is. more
Alessandro Safina
Lao Tze
Lao Tze

Alessandro Safina | DeRank™: 0,00

Aside from being absolutely nothing musically, he’s acting like he’s the reincarnation (of a toenail) of Pavarotti... Awful. more