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The Velvet Underground | DeRank™: -2,71

I threw their records into the Cloaca Maxima of Rome. After tossing them in, the sewer began to laugh, saying: "I've never seen such mediocre shit. And I know shit when I see it." more
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Sean Penn | DeRank™: 0,00

Oh my God, so much drugs. more
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The Cure | DeRank™: 0,01

But fuck off... more
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Van der Graaf Generator | DeRank™: -5,07

Van der cacc generators. Now I'm asking myself: every day billions of kilos of poop are generated. Was there really a need to generate more? more
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Laurel & Hardy | DeRank™: 0,00

I prefer Benji & Olio. more
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Frank Zappa | DeRank™: 0,00

Whenever I see him on TV, I always channel surf. more
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The Kinks | DeRank™: -1,62

Kinkirikinks!!! It's just that the rooster wakes me up. They make me fall asleep. more
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Maurizio Crozza | DeRank™: 0,14

More hair than neurons. more
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Lou Reed | DeRank™: -0,41

Legendary founder of proto-rock. What else could someone so lurid have founded? more
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Michael Jackson | DeRank™: 0,00

Legendary founder of plastic-rock and great lover of plastic-surgery. 1 plus 1 = 1. more
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U2 | DeRank™: 0,00

I prefer U2be. It contains much more interesting things. more
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Piero Scaruffi | DeRank™: 0,00

Where can you buy straitjackets? more
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Elton John | DeRank™: 0,00

These "song for gays" are crap. Elton, screw off! Already done, sweetheart... more
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Laura Pausini | DeRank™: 0,00

The boy who studies, who needs to get a degree, and must keep his head on straight, that is, on his neck. more
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Freddie Mercury | DeRank™: 0,00

To Federico Culorosso, I prefer Federico Barbarossa. Do you get why I called him Culorosso? more
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Queen | DeRank™: 0,00

They looked at themselves in the mirror and sang: “We are the mediocrs.” We are the mediocres. The REM in English. Actually, worse. Unattainable masters of fake rock. more
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Supercar | DeRank™: 0,00

• What do you think, why does the cover of “The Joshua Tree” have black edges and celebrate the desert? And doesn’t the rhythm of the opening arpeggio of “Where the Streets Have No Name” remind you of the beginning of the theme song of the super-hyper-mega legendary series? Irish scripts (and drunks). more
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Bono | DeRank™: 0,00

"One" fixed. more
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Illuminati | DeRank™: 0,00

A group of infamous Freemasons (like that sly one Napolitano, that delayed assassin George W. Bush, that scum Kissinger, and that hypocrite Obama) who want to create the "NEW WORLD ORDER." Download the episode of MISTERO titled ILLUMINATI and check how Freemasonry is truly international. more
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One Direction | DeRank™: 1,24

I can't find the courage to define them... more
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