Michael Jackson
Legendary founder of plastic-rock and great lover of plastic-surgery. 1 plus 1 = 1. more
U2
I prefer U2be. It contains much more interesting things. more
Piero Scaruffi
Where can you buy straitjackets? more
Elton John
These "song for gays" are crap. Elton, screw off! Already done, sweetheart... more
Laura Pausini
The boy who studies, who needs to get a degree, and must keep his head on straight, that is, on his neck. more
Freddie Mercury
To Federico Culorosso, I prefer Federico Barbarossa. Do you get why I called him Culorosso? more
Queen
They looked at themselves in the mirror and sang: “We are the mediocrs.” We are the mediocres. The REM in English. Actually, worse. Unattainable masters of fake rock. more
Supercar
• What do you think, why does the cover of “The Joshua Tree” have black edges and celebrate the desert? And doesn’t the rhythm of the opening arpeggio of “Where the Streets Have No Name” remind you of the beginning of the theme song of the super-hyper-mega legendary series? Irish scripts (and drunks). more
Bono
"One" fixed. more
Illuminati
A group of infamous Freemasons (like that sly one Napolitano, that delayed assassin George W. Bush, that scum Kissinger, and that hypocrite Obama) who want to create the "NEW WORLD ORDER." Download the episode of MISTERO titled ILLUMINATI and check how Freemasonry is truly international. more
One Direction
I can't find the courage to define them... more
One Direction
These are to music what Steven Seagal is to cinema. more
David Guetta
David Guitto more
David Guetta
216,097,934 views on YouTube. Millions of people who understand jack shit about music and probably understand jack shit about life. I'll only spare those under 17. more
Lisa Germano
In short, what a woman! more
Steven Seagal
And it makes us believe that he knows how to play the guitar, this good-for-nothing... more
Vasco Rossi
Between him and Steven Seagal, I don’t know who’s more of a dog? more
Pino Scotto
This is more useless than that idiot Steven Seagal. more
Jimmy Page
Happy birthday you old bastard... more
Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Doremifasollasidosilasolfamiredo. more