Skrillex
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Sigma

Skrillex | DeRank™: 0,00

But what the hell is this? Music? FUCK OFF YOU DISGUSTING BASTARD more
Noyz Narcos
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Sigma

Noyz Narcos | DeRank™: 0,00

Funny to parody. Definitely not to be taken seriously. more
The Rolling Stones
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Sigma

The Rolling Stones | DeRank™: 0,54

Yet another band with a whiff of urine. In their lives, they have only known how to get high, drink, chase women, and fill stadiums with zombies with music worth nothing. Yet they are immortal icons of rock. But they have that urinal taste. In conclusion, I prefer Father Metal. more
Yngwie J. Malmsteen
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Sigma

Yngwie J. Malmsteen | DeRank™: 0,00

How to spoil a noble instrument like the guitar. more
Stevie Ray Vaughan
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Sigma

Stevie Ray Vaughan | DeRank™: 0,23

A guitarist is born with the dream of becoming Stevie Ray Vaughan and dies with the awareness of not having succeeded. more
Eric Clapton
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Sigma

Eric Clapton | DeRank™: 0,76

Eric Clapton è Dio. more
John Mayer
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Sigma

John Mayer | DeRank™: 0,00

He promises an incorrigible delta power Chicago bluesman, boasting collaborations with the best in the business, but in reality, he just copies good old SRV and sticks to rather bland pop productions. One star because he's also good-looking and makes the most of it. more
Les Claypool
De...Marga...
De...Marga...

Les Claypool | DeRank™: 0,75

Crazy, ironic, brilliant, musically gifted, a manic perfectionist (just ask his sound engineers), not particularly likable, it's said he smells a bit (after all, "PRIMUS SUCKS"), with a cheeky disposition... etc... etc... but the way he handles his instrument!!!!!!! (I'm referring to the bass)... UNMATCHABLE. more
The Beach Boys
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Sigma

The Beach Boys | DeRank™: 0,00

True artists. They transmit good vibes. more
Dire Straits -Making Movies
De...Marga...
De...Marga...

Dire Straits — Making Movies | DeRank™: 7,04

When I have to choose my quintessential Rock album, I have absolutely no doubt; the third work by Dire Straits has all those worthy characteristics to lend substance to my reasoning. Seven songs for 38 minutes and 30 seconds: it starts with "Tunnel of Love" and ends with "Les Boys", passing through "Romeo and Juliet", "Skateaway", "Expresso Love", "Hand in Hand", and "Solid Rock". Sublime, fascinating, wonderful... more
Radiohead
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Sigma

Radiohead | DeRank™: -5,25

Ok Computer would be today's Dark Side of the Moon? FUCK OFF. Filthy like a bag of piss. Really. more
Sigur Rós
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Sigma

Sigur Rós | DeRank™: -0,08

Can you explain to me what they are like? I’ve never been able to listen to them for more than 30 seconds. more
Jethro Tull
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Sigma

Jethro Tull | DeRank™: -0,18

They are definitely better than Led Zeppelin. more
Nirvana
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Sigma

Nirvana | DeRank™: -12,17

Classic band with a taste of urine. Their work cannot be categorized as "music," not even as "shit." It's pitifully "piss." more
Arctic Monkeys
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Sigma

Arctic Monkeys | DeRank™: 0,00

Where has humility gone? more
AC/DC
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Sigma

AC/DC | DeRank™: 0,00

Tamarri. Angus limps during the solos, too emotional. 5 stars because they still take a lot of people off the Gigi D'Alessio/Moreno/Vasco Brondi/Lady Gaga path. more
Queen
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Sigma

Queen | DeRank™: 2,06

Impeccable arrangements as demonstrated by "Mustapha", deep lyrics with continuous references to Neoplatonic philosophy, see "All we hear is Radio ga-ga
Radio goo-goo
Radio ga-ga
All we hear is Radio ga-ga
Radio blah blah
Radio, what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you". Great band... of shit. Mind you, I said band. more
Led Zeppelin
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Sigma

Led Zeppelin | DeRank™: -0,38

A dumb guitarist, a bassist that nobody cares about, an anorexic singer, and a crazy guy behind the drums. The prototype of the perfect band with a taste of urine and Satan. Too bad they've actually written a few songs... more
Metallica -St.Anger
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Orla

Metallica — St.Anger | DeRank™: 0,00

In 2003, Metallica was going through a tough time, and it had been too long since we heard a good album from them. Thus, St. Anger was released, their worst work. After three uninspired yet decent tracks, the rest of the platter is of absolute emptiness, and everything feels even more boring due to the absence of any solos and even less enjoyable because of a recording quality that is at times unacceptable. more
Megadeth -Youthanasia
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Orla

Megadeth — Youthanasia | DeRank™: 0,00

With Youthanasia, Megadeth demonstrate their ability to produce excellent albums without recycling the formula that brought them success. The Thrash foundation is complemented by influences that even approach Hard Rock and classic Heavy Metal, but the result is much more commendable compared to Countdown to Extinction, thanks to more varied and inspired sections. more