Dark Polo Gang
Twins

“Have I ever told you what the definition of insanity is?

Insanity is… doing and redoing the same damn thing, over and over again hoping something changes.
This is insanity."

There are many mysteries of the universe. Among them is the phenomenon Dark Polo Gang, a group of Roman graduates who one day decided to make music.

First of all: if you don’t know the gang, you’re a BUFU because you’re still lost in progressive. Second, their most beautiful mixtape is The Dark Album, which says a lot about them.

And I'll be honest: since Spezzacuori came out my curiosity about the project has increased: the months pass and the hype grows, at the same time the group officially becomes a meme.

If you have Instagram you should take a look at their official pages to understand that their entire existence is a sort of parallel universe, where grass reigns and slogans in their songs ("the gang doesn’t disgrace itself", "triplosette we are the mafia", "your chick only wants me", etc...). At least there's Tony Effe teaching moral values to kids.

And those who say they don’t make rhymes haven’t heard the beautiful rhymes of Wayne Santana, without a doubt the most effeminate of the four (although choosing is hard). Obviously, Prince Pyrex is the best, perhaps because he never sings. Dark Album aside.

The night of June 23 is officially year zero for all the dark kiddos: finally, after months of waiting, the blessed Twins, the first official album, is released. I, who don’t sleep a damn thing in summer, listened to it, and to perfectly complete this event I will do a TRACK BY TRACK on the album. And they are FIFTEEN BEAUTIFUL TWO/THREE MINUTE SONGS EACH.

Introduction: the beats are by Sick Luke, someone who knows his job. To all the beatmakers, avoid listening to Twins for too long; the hate for wasted beats could grow disproportionately!

So, let’s start fresh with Caramelle. A bijoux of melody (the chick is super tuned) and rhymes (when Wayne is there, there’s no messing around): In a few words, the candies would be the drug and the chick deals them "to the gang’s friends".

Skkrt

Sexy Gang: "your chick is in love with me", pity she's single :)

Marilyn Manson: for 2 and a half minutes:

"I give a rib to the gang, I am Marilyn Manson
I take three steps back like Michael Jackson
I play your chick like Eric Clapton
Fuck this gangster shit, I swagger that fashion"

Cono Gelato: first of all, compliments Sick Luke;

second: I ALWAYS GET THREE FLAVORS SMOKE A CONOGELADOH!

third: compliments, Sick Luke!

Tic Tac: "My chick blablabla..." skippable.

Magazine: Perhaps the ugliest song of the 21st century. But they are too ahead even for this millennium.

El Machico: And here we laugh because there’s a verse by Guè Pequeno, the assimilator of trends. Every time a new musical trend explodes in Italy, rest assured you will see his half-closed eye observing all the fashion shows in Milan from above. And the problem is that his verse is quite acceptable.

Cobain: the DPG respects Kurt Cobain and in fact, this minute and 56 of song has nothing to do with him.

Spezzacuori: LITTLE BASTARD LITTLE HEARTBREAKER

I CONQUER YOUR CHICK WITH MY D**K OUT

(official version)

Side and Wayne: at this point in the album you realize that the 10 songs you've just listened to don't change a jot. But it's too late, and so you also have to bear Darkside, alias Arturo Bruni, who in his free time also acts!

Ti Amo: Well, after a bunch of misogynistic songs there was a need for a declaration of love... oh no, it’s dedicated to coke.

Flex: Sku Sku! Anyway, this track is cool because there’s Pyrex.

Diabolika: Sportswear part 2.

Sku Sku: the favorite verse of Roman bonobos becomes the title of the penultimate song. But, believe it or not, it might be the coolest track of the album.

Hypebeast: Pretend that the album ends with Sku Sku because we don’t deserve these things.

So, the album is over. Reread the opening quote from Far Cry 3 and you’ll understand the concept of Twins.

15 tracks, summarized as follows:

-Cool beat

-Skrrt Skrrt

-YOUR BITCH!

-I'M COUNTING THE MONEY

-I ONLY SMOKE KUSH WITH MY GANG

-GUCCI FENDI FASHION

I did the worst track by track in history but in the end, I achieved my goal; I slandered the gang.

Exactly, now I expect an insta story with Tony reading my review and calling me BUFU. That will be the best day of my life.