Daniel Baranowsky
Super Meat Boy! Soundtrack

Hey Miskey, what the heck is this? … J&B you say … what's it, a new genre? Something like R&B? … what? … what crap are you putting '80s junk in my glass for! I meant, what’s up with the music you’re playing! … well, well … this rock isn’t bad, come on! But the little organ from before already sounded fake to me, and now this drum loop … since when do you like this synthetic stuff? … Baranowsky? … never heard of him … OC ReMix? …. can you stop throwing names at me without any explanation? … You know, this crap is growing on me! Listen to that beautiful synth solo! Tell me, will anyone ever show up at a microphone? All these trills give me an annoying video game aftertaste in my ears … what? Have you lost your mind? When you come to my place there’s always great '70s rock for your ears and you let me listen to a video game soundtrack? ... just because you like it doesn’t mean anything. Let’s not forget that you liked Sergio di Valenza’s shopping channels, right? ... Hmm! I have to admit that this crap is catchy! The guy is clever, he makes all the pieces gripping. This one isn't bad either … naaa, what blues have you heard in your life to say this stuff is blues? … okay the author might say it in the title, but since when is it reasonable to believe the authors? … bric-a-brac? … what the …? no come on, what nonsense is this about saying words just because you like their sound … hey, this piece! does this piece have a title?! … Devil N' Bass? … this supersonic key reminds me of Bruna, my last partner, she too used to drive me crazy. ... Really? You really don’t remember how it ended? She left me because I asked her to go blonde. I like blondes. Knowing herself, she said, if she went blonde she would do everything to change her name to Chiara, or at least she would try, and at that time she didn’t have time, it was all taken away by the … what’s that oriental discipline called?... ah, yes the petting.. … what? … Guadalquivir? End your stupid game! … Hey Miskey, do you ever think about what your ideal woman should be like? … But who does this Baranowsky think he is, the Tony Banks of video games? listen to another synth loop! … What? you have an ideal woman? … oh, it’s her? Bad luck finding ideal women in the crime news of the Corriere della Sera, let me tell you … damn you, this J&B is terrible! … what anxiety this trashy piece gives me,… it reminds me of Mildred, don't ask me why. Mildred who? my ex-wife. Don’t you remember her? The one they put inside because she tried to stick a knife in my back. You say she must have had her good reasons. Well, she was crazy about nicknames. Here are her good reasons. At that time, more than anything else, she wanted to be called “bloody widow” around town. That way she would have an excuse to write in her biography: I know I have the makings of a character from Edgar Allan Poe, I could rival Jack ‘the Ripper’ in the use of the knife, and Marilyn Monroe in the use of smile.” She said she loved me, but I was the only husband around. Is this rant over? You know what I’m telling you? You and your questionable musical tastes have worn me out. See you, Miskey!