Cretons
Laky Vs Pippo !

THE REVIEW

Ok, guys, I decided to write serious reviews, jokes are fun when they don’t last long! Now I will review an album that few people know, since the Cretons are a local band that plays near me, thetrooper and I go to listen to them every Thursday!

This is their first album, but in reality, it’s a demo, there are only 4 songs, but 4 songs that hit like a long dick in the ass! The Cretons play a kind of industrial/nu metal with hip hop and rap fragments thanks to the help of DjDavide! I also influenced this group, I suggested to the singer to make many songs inspired by Limp Bizkit and the legendary Freddy Durstino who came last year to play in our town with his solo group: the Iron Maidren (not to be confused with Iron Maiden), Fred was very kind and showed us his backward cap, it was thrilling, he improvised "Rollin" and it was orgasmic! But back to the Cretons, they are: Piero Giudi (guitar), Chicco (bass), DjDavide (dj), Gianfranco Fucili (drums and machine gun) and Cretons (stage name, singer) in charge of the stage lights!

01) The first song of this demo is a classic of theirs, people always throw up when they play it because it's so powerful, the song is called "Vomito sempre per Me e per Pippo", it's a cross between Type O Negative and Savannah animals, really a beautiful song Rating: 1

02) The third song of this demo is not very appreciated, the title is "Laky pancia di luna" it's a great song in English, of the kind spoken in Palermo, with a guitar that shreds amazingly, great riffs, great solos, and nice cymbal work, however, the drumming leaves a bit to be desired Rating: 7=

03) The seventh song of the demo is "Spaghetti allamatriciana" it deals with the poor life of an industrialist from Rome who, because of too much money and women, commits suicide after hearing one of their songs! From a musical point of view, it is Molotov similar to Metallica's "Santo Henger". Every night before going to sleep I pray to this saint! Rating: 2++++++++++6-7

04) The fourth and last song is titled "Sparando dal balcone verso il giardino del vicino a capodanno", hurray hurray, it's EAstEr! In this song, the dj sings with a gun in hand Rating: 8+++++2-7

Goodbye friends, if this isn't serious I'll leave DeBaser, but you're upset, right?

Italo/African Metal Poll, the most appreciated bands are:

01 Limp Bizkit (99.9 per cent)

02 Biscotto Floscio (99.9 per cent)

03 Incubus (3 per cent)

04 Iron Maidren (4 per cent) not to be confused with Iron Maiden

05 Shitknot (another of Fred's projects not to be confused with Slipknot) 102.3 per cent

LONG LIVE LIMP BOZKIT AND LIMP BIZKTI AND SHITKNOT AND IRON MAIDREN!