A month I think, a month I've been in here & I've already figured everything out... you might say I took quite a long time, could be.

I have never in my life seen users so attentive, so meticulous, so precise, and for this I can only give my compliments.
However, these compliments I cannot give to everyone, because there are people who can afford to criticize you... and those who can afford that critique are those who when you "go to read them" you feel like applauding them, for how they wrote and especially for the content.

These compliments, however, do not go to most of you, who spend your days insulting, insulting each other, offending, attacking, and on and on it goes. People wonder why I don't get angry... let me point out that today I am angry!

I... bloody hell... I can understand everything, I can understand that you don't like a piece of writing, I can understand that you can't stand mistakes, I can understand everything... but then I find myself on the pages of these people who punctually come to annoy me and what do I find? I'll just give a few examples.

REVIEW OF IL GATTOPARDO

"It's crap, it sucks" and four or five other lines that, besides crap and sucks, say nothing. What do I find below in the comments? Positive comments, 4 or even 5 stars!!! Then I say "bloody hell... but how does it work here?" Then when I said that here reviews are valued according to WHO writes them and not according to HOW they are written... damn I was right. And then they come to bother me, to call me a clown...!!!??? Then it's useless for them to tell me in front of an 'indefensible' review "it was an outburst" "it was nonsense" "I've written many other good reviews". I got it, you may have written other good reviews... but you demolished "Il gattopardo" by Visconti... for me someone who demolishes Visconti should stay away from the cinema! At least they should not dare to criticize others. But let's move on!

REVIEW OF READY PLAYER ONE

No, it's a review of a love story that ended badly. Depression, him returning home, okay sure, I'm very sorry... but I want to read the review of Ready Player One, not about your failed love story! And what do I find below again? All positive, 4 or 5 stars... maybe you were moved by the failed love story, but it's impossible that you gave 4 or 5 stars to the movie, because practically it is not talked about... attention... I'm very sorry for that guy, I know how it feels when a story ends, I'm not making fun of him for this, heaven forbid! I'm talking about who writes what and how here... so I hope you understand that I'm not making fun of your (hopefully past) sufferings.

Then there's another one who instead of reviewing writes rhymes, yet another who blocks (you get on my nerves) calls me a troll and then punctually comes to bother me, offend me and give me 1 star without even reading me (he said it publicly so I can say it here too)

I could pull out at least thirty more absurd and pathetic writings from those I've read so far... just saying!

Then... if there's one thing I can't stand... for me commenting on something you don't know makes no sense, it is useful to read the review, go see or read or listen and then comment on the review. In my reviews "Four Moments on Nothing" and "Witchcraft Through the Ages" people commented and said absurd things... and it was obvious they knew nothing about the work in question... so if a person really wants to comment on something they don't know they can say "I like the review but I know nothing of this work, when I discover it I'll let you know what I think" or "I don't like the review, I'm not interested in the topic". This makes sense to me.

And then, the most discussed issue perhaps... duplicates. Here I'm forced to repeat the same things for the billionth time. Dear users, you are users, like me... you control nothing, you can't control anything, you can't set rules. I don't obey and will never obey a simple user like me... but I'll be the first to obey a statement from the responsible party of the site where it clearly announces that it's forbidden to write things already reviewed. Everyone is a commander here, all fake moreover since you talk about rules dictated "by common sense" and then every day you clash with each other.

A big, enormous clarification... to me, I can swear and double swear... positive comments, stars... I don't give a damn, I guarantee it... I hope the intelligence to understand that this is not a rant made for my demolished reviews you have it... it seems obvious to me that I'm talking about how things go here from my point of view AND NOT about my reviews hated by all. Keep on giving me "1 star without reading me" offending, threatening me (there's even someone who threatened me for writing the review of The Piper... crazy stuff)... my life doesn't change, so whether I get 5 stars and positive comments or 1 star and negative comments... what the hell should change for me?

Having said that... "Le tagliatelle di nonna pina"... damn we must spend a few words on "Le tagliatelle di nonna pina"... they're exceptional, let's do this... I offer a nice plate of nonna pina's tagliatelle to the first person who writes "good evening" ;)

VinnySparrow

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