Chingy
Jackpot

THE REVIEW

It's just an experiment, folks
It's just an idea that popped right out of my mind
Come on, let's start this review

Hi, I'm Cool Oras, I'm not a rapper
But despite that, I'm about to make a rap review for De Baser
I hope everyone likes this stuff, even the webmaster
Otherwise, never mind, it was just a new experience
(Oras, who do you want to review on this page?)
Well, I want to say a few words on "Jackpot" by Chingy
Now you understand why I'm doing a review in rhyme
Something you've never seen before
Hoping it boosts my self-esteem
I just wanted to dive into the genre
To say only true things
That I'll throw in this review like they were ashes
Because I don't give a damn
And now I'm off like a bullet, I'm going crazy
So now I'll start with this freaking review
Without seeming too much like an idiot

Released in 2003, this "Jackpot" is nothing more than a hip hop album
No innovation, just like any hip hop album
If you try hard, you can imagine the content
Making money, partying, and hookers to screw
I'm used to this type of album by now
Because unfortunately, most of rap is so stuck
That it can't go beyond these usual crap
Which can even be nice, I'll admit
But continuously seeing photocopy albums by people
Who only think about selling breaks my heart that's in my chest
And the rejection phase begins for things that after a while lose my respect
Damn, I'm getting poetic, but I'm not malevolent
It's just reality, what can I do?
Because I don't have anything against Chingy, quite the opposite
But with the current situation, because he was just clever
Yeah, maybe many of you don't even know who he is
He's an American rapper and "Dirty South" is his way
I was forgetting, the collaborations in this album are not missing
There are Snoop, Ludacris, Murphy Lee, and I-20 rapping, do you like them?

In summary, hi, I'm Cool Oras and this is my rap review
I rhyme the words that come from my head, a quick mind
And this album is meant to be played only at a party
Where people just want to have fun and couldn't care less about being honest
Or in your car stereo, blasting it at full volume
Thinking you're making sparks...
(You've had enough Cool, give the rating and let's wrap it up!)
Well, 3 because he has personality and is quite crazy
And the "Right Thurr" video excites the hell out of me!
(NO!!!)
You're right, I'm an idiot
How can I give such a high rating to this crap
If I gave 3 to this album
How much should I give to the Beastie Boys and Eminem?
Even if now they all seem like geniuses compared to that fool Eamon!
So 2, because the music is listenable without problems
(WHAT??)
.... 2 stars!
(WHAT??!!!)
Ok ok, it's the usual MTV hip hop that's infesting music
And this album is quite boring, tiresome
There are definitely better things, heed my word
And you can also see that he's a "talent" still "unripe"
He's young, so I hope he can improve
But I like him, what can I do?
So 1??
(YES!!!)
Ok, let's settle on 1, I hope no one objects
Ah ah, don't buy it, I advise you
If you like the genre, download it!

Thank you for reading this strange review
Excuse my behavior
I'm in a phase of total craziness
I hope from these sick words of mine
Few nonsense came out
Cool Oras 2005, peace motherfuckers!
BYE DE-BASER!!!!!