Checco Zalone
Sulla barca dell'Oligarca

THE REVIEW

But why did you remove the video category? Where the heck am I supposed to place my review? Oh well. Damn it. And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, with great Russian patriotism for the new, incredible, latest, most beautiful, magnificent... Etc... Song by Checco Zalone. The song is fantastic, I've only listened to it once, but already a phrase stuck with me. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, just one phrase, moving. And since I am a writer, SLOWLY WITH SADNESS MASTER! I'll paraphrase it for you! I am a national hero, for my son's communion, I took the boat of the oligarch and I seized it, so finally, I could, I mean we could, we could, celebrate, but out at sea, what a wished-for misfortune, I found myself in the skin of a misadventure, basically in the lagoon, I ran out of gasoline, my poor son in tears, but with a great voice of my kind, I said to him oh son the fault is the oligarch’s, the one whose boat we seized, basically you want women, you want the ogre, and football and music and the whore... Anyway, you want Ukraine. AND KITE****** YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE GASOLINE. On the oligarch's boat. I won't put a link since the song is already trending and it's gold.