Boris
Amplifier Worship

AMPLIFIER WORSHIP

Tracks: Huge, Ganbou-Ki, Hama, Kuruimitsu, Vomitself.

Sounds: Pachydermic, Colossal, Exhausting, Crawling, Lava-Infused.

The Origin: Buzzo/Carson/Preston/Crover.

Riffs: Slabs, Distorting, Shapeshifting, Villainous.

Main Theme Of The Boris Project: Take Everything To The Excess... Make It Extreme...

Japan: The Worst Distorters, The Worst Slabs, Big Villains, Excessive, Extreme, In Two Words Too Ahead.

Vocals: Voice? What Voice? Are You Sure That's A Voice?

Music: Psycho, Very HEAVY, Too HEAVY, Tribal, Repetitive, Cacophonically Unimpeachable, Leads To Cerebral/Auditory Trance. Are You Sure You Want To Listen To Them?

Remember The Verb: Always slower, Aallwwaayyss sslloowweerr, Aaaallllwaaayysss ssslloowweerrr, Aaaaallllwwwwaaayyyyssss sssslllloooowwwwweeeeerrrr, Aaaaaallllllwwwwwwaaaayyyyyssss ssssslllllooooowwwweeeerrrrr, Aaaaaaalllllllwwwwwwaaaaayyyyyssssss sssssllllllooooowwwweeeerrrrrrr...