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Rating: THE REVIEW
HELP!! HELP!!
MY TWELVE-YEAR-OLD COUSIN CAME INTO MY ROOM THE OTHER DAY WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE.
I immediately knew the situation would be catastrophic as soon as I spotted a CD in her hands featuring four guys dressed like "men and women." Extremely worried, I lunged at the stereo to prevent her from inserting the CD. Unfortunately, after an hour of whining, I reluctantly accepted just to avoid hearing her cry... at first listen, they all seemed like bland songs, useless, nonsensical, awful, for little girls, but then on a second listen, you realize the situation worsens, you become demoralized, you want to kill yourself and set yourself on fire...
the Blue are that classic group that would have topped the charts in the '90s... at least they are good-looking guys... let's be honest, do you remember how ugly the Backstreet Boys were? I know you might say a review shouldn't be wasted on the Blue, but I felt it was my duty to do so for future de-generations... folks, if you ever find an object similar to their CD lying around... or if someone gives it to you... take it and throw them all away... this stuff is not for us... little girls... pimpled teenagers... ugh, we need to grow up...
ded to: the meta's rayban, and your little car, I wish she is near you... bellaaaaaa
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Summary by Bot
The review delivers a sarcastic and harsh critique of Blue's 'Guilty' album, portraying it as shallow and primarily appealing to pre-teen girls. The reviewer expresses disdain for the music's lack of substance while acknowledging the band's physical appeal and nostalgic boy band traits from the 90s. Ultimately, the album is dismissed as unsuitable for mature listeners.Tracklist Lyrics Videos
Blue
Blue are a British pop vocal group frequently discussed in the reviews as a market-driven boy band focused on image, with songs centered on love and mainstream pop arrangements.11 Reviews
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By AR (Anonima Recensori)
An album that is an absolute must-have, featuring very slow and sweet songs like Guilty or Breathe Easy, songs that convey emotions like few others.
The duet with Stevie Wonder and Angie Stone is one of the best things you can hear.
By Marko89
I really don’t think they want to compose music, but simply use it to find some girl to hook up with and feel important.
At least don’t call it 'music.' I don’t get it, 26 letters of the alphabet and they have to call what they do that way??
By Birbabirba
"You would listen to it 10-100-1000 times and never get bored!"
"This album is the manifesto of how to make healthy, excellent, true music without angry and resentful voices."
