Blue
Guilty

HELP!! HELP!!

MY TWELVE-YEAR-OLD COUSIN CAME INTO MY ROOM THE OTHER DAY WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE.

I immediately knew the situation would be catastrophic as soon as I spotted a CD in her hands featuring four guys dressed like "men and women." Extremely worried, I lunged at the stereo to prevent her from inserting the CD. Unfortunately, after an hour of whining, I reluctantly accepted just to avoid hearing her cry... at first listen, they all seemed like bland songs, useless, nonsensical, awful, for little girls, but then on a second listen, you realize the situation worsens, you become demoralized, you want to kill yourself and set yourself on fire...

the Blue are that classic group that would have topped the charts in the '90s... at least they are good-looking guys... let's be honest, do you remember how ugly the Backstreet Boys were? I know you might say a review shouldn't be wasted on the Blue, but I felt it was my duty to do so for future de-generations... folks, if you ever find an object similar to their CD lying around... or if someone gives it to you... take it and throw them all away... this stuff is not for us... little girls... pimpled teenagers... ugh, we need to grow up...

ded to: the meta's rayban, and your little car, I wish she is near you... bellaaaaaa