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Love for medium difficulty chords, for Ikea furniture, for cat photos.
Biagio Antonacci doesn't miss his date with destiny, not even in 2004.
Biagio has a golden throat thanks to mucolytic fluid and a regular intestine thanks to probiotic yogurt, prunes, and almonds. Similarly, his music is all aimed at overcoming the acidity of the digestive tract. The intelligence erected to psycho-physical well-being shines through in his songwriting.
“Convivendo - Parte Prima” the first part of the “Second Part”; an album born under the sign of Taurus and, if it had anything to do with the zodiac, also of the greyhound. 500,000 copies sold, 88 consecutive weeks on the charts, the top spot at Festivalbar among albums, the undisputed success of the singles Non ci facciamo compagnia (sung so poignantly that it is suspected, #maybe #maybe, he had hidden fleas in his own behind) and Convivendo (a pop ballad conventionally paired by the Michelin Guide with a bowl of onion soup at the Bar Trattoria “Scopone Scientifico”).
LAm SOL REm
A little my fault... a little your fault... let's touch
In our bed... Taken and assembled on a Saturday
We spend hours making and unmaking... and meowing
Swear to me that... I swear it won't end
Because what we have inside is big...
Or at least equal to the impossible...
Well, enough angel-women and celestial emphasis, if Shakespeare was among the first to bring women back to earth, Biagio doesn't hesitate to take them to Ikea. And, with a double purpose, to have them assemble the bed before personally engaging in amorous skirmishes, to the last enzyme, not even the cat on the litter box meows so astonished if it finds an XXL grouper there by chance.
There is something big inside you, you say well, then, Biagio, yes, but exactly where did it pass through?
RE SIm7 SOL LA
They say that with time I will arrive
To make love coexist between you and me
They say to be with you
One must give and never deprive you...
I want to believe it... and you?
I want to believe it... coexisting
I want to live you... and you?
I want to live you... coexisting
Ok. “Give and never deprive”, ok, she's in good health, we understand, she doesn't lack appetite. You're, as always, the usual lucky one. After all, everything runs smoothly in the world of Biagio Antonacci.
But the backstory? Do you have the strange backstory? Yes, certainly. Let's hear it...
Milan. Hukapan or, rather, Studio Panino; June 7, 2003, 10:45 PM. Biagio was not in his recording room at home in Bologna and was getting upset. Vortex-like. To the point that, intertwined, they had literally reduced to one, like Polyphemus. He writhed on the floor, screaming, in the throes of excruciating pain; he took off his underwear in search of relief. The Storie Tese arrived from the studio next door. Elio, blushing, improvised, right then and there, the rhyme “Non scruti lo scroto perché sei discreto”. Tanica immediately touched the testicle because touching balls brings luck, it's superstitious. Faso, not being very clear-headed, addressed the assistant sound technician, named Linda, like this: «Dance Linda!». She said: «Yes, the testicle is clean». Faso retorted: «No, dance Linda!» and she started dancing, accidentally stepping on the large testicle of the ill-timed Biagio with a 16 cm stiletto.
Giro, the first sound technician, known as “Spin Doctor”, then extracted a 45 rpm record of Battisti, brandishing Biagio's manhood, now reduced to a turntable needle, and manually spun the precious relic against it (achieving with ease 45 rotations per minute). Yes, it was undeniably Balla Linda. Onlookers made the sign of the cross with each other, each with their own index finger, nodding, waving their arms, and shouting with open, vibrant, and emblematic laughter, worthy of Bergson. Even Biagio, amidst tears, wet himself with laughter. And he pronounced with a whisper: «With pain I am... coexisting».
That’s where the idea came from to divide the record into two mini-albums to protest against the excessively high prices of CDs, which had become “luxury goods”, but it was unclear if it was Biagio's idea or the idea was absolute nonsense.
But what is Biagio Antonacci's real name [ˈbjadʒo antoˈnattʃi]?
Biagio Scrofanacci
Biagio Scorfanacci
Biagio Scorbutacci
Bigio Cavallacci(o)
Bigi Tonacci
Biagio Scappa e taci
Biagio Limortacci
Biagio Pappataci
Biagio Strofinacci
Biagio Spiumatacci
Biagio Avambracci
Biagio Polpacci
Biagio Sfinteriacci
Biagio Porcacci(o)
Biagio Amboternacci
Biagio Fancullacci
Biagio Fanciullacci
Biagio Ragazzacci(o)
Biagio Sanguinacci
Biagio Rompighiacci
Biagio Brogliacci
Biagio Villanacci
Biagio Piallacci
Biagio Azzeccacurbasci
Biagio Genitalacci
Biagio Dilatarci
Biagio Sanitariacci
Biagio WC Anatracci
Biagio Sbregonacci
Biagio Antropomorfacci
Scarafagio Antonacci
Biasimo Antonacci
Disagio Antonacci
Uropatagio Antonacci
Bricolagio Antonacci
Suffragio Antonacci
Plagio Antonacci
Uruguagio Antonacci
Adagio Antonacci
Maritaggio Antonacci
Anticontagio Antonacci
Idromassaggio Antonacci
Boicottaggio Antonacci
Bambagio Antonacci
Bay Bay Antonacci
Buy Buy Antonacci
Streptococco di mamma Antonacci
Impennaggio Antonacci
Malvagio Antonacci
Placcaggio Antonacci
Pellegrinaggio Antonacci
Colabrodo Antonacci
Nubifragio Antonacci
Carotaggio Antonacci
Batteriofago Antonacci
Batteriofago Lambda Antonacci
Yes, Antonacci.
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