Ohh, here's a half-assed book.

In every illustrated scene of this mischievous little book titled “Dare You!” by Christopher Behrens (€10, year 2008, Sonzogno Editions) something is missing...

It’s you, dear guys (and only you!), who will complete the various images suggested in these "holed" pages by showing ...ahem... something that perfectly integrates with the scenes!

Are you ready for the challenge? Do you have the courage to play with friends? Could you animate the various illustrated scenes by inserting something very intimate that is rarely shown in public?

But most importantly... do you have time to waste on this colossal nonsense that doesn’t even shock my great-aunt nun and amuses less than a fart released in a closed elevator full of Brianzan entrepreneurs?!

In America, it seems this idiotic booklet was a hit, especially on Valentine's Day... who knows if it will be the same here or if we can consider ourselves clearly superior to those Yankees who should first learn to stick "the pink boa" into their damn oil drills.

An unwittingly trashy booklet composed of just 16 pages (!), that I strongly advise you to forget about unless you’re pimpled followers of the Risen Virgin Christ with a latent homosexuality to reveal, seminary priest wannabe rebels, or time-wasting idiots looking for an excuse to play at some party with the girls of the moment (who knows, maybe it works!).

In that case, buy 2 copies, because maybe with your support Sonzogno will finally be able to dedicate itself to publishing far more dignified things.

Loading comments  slowly