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Rating: YOU WANT TO SEE THAT NOTHING CHANGES REALLY(r)
Voter, electorate, auto mechanic,
In the Chamber and the Senate, you can finally make a REAL field choice. After Right, Left and Center, a fourth pole has finally been born, so far ignored by everyone: The Pole of Punishers!
On April 9th and 10th, VOTE THE PUNISHER and check the symbol B.M.A.B.M (Bad Manners Against Bad Music), the movement born to fight the crappy music of this dear tricolor homeland and tear down (even with clubs if necessary) the borders that separate fans from their idols (?). My program translates into a few key points (other than 200 pages, other than 12 pages... we are at 24 lines, and what the hell does it take?!).
Here's our Good Governance Program (the word GOOD was suggested to me by a friend of Forza Italy, who says it works and makes a scene...):
P R O G R A M
1- Abolish VAT on CDs and divert it to powerboats or cars with 3000 CC engines (so some people learn not to show off in the summer)
2- Ban access to recording studios for the likes of Riccardo Fogli, Pupo, Albano, Fiordaliso, Mingardi, Zarrillo, New Trolls and everyone whom each of us, in secret, in the filthy cellars of our souls, has listened to at least once at the San Remo Festival (even Vasco? Even Vasco ehhh I'm sorry... who has been there has been there...)
3- Abolish the San Remo Festival and replace it with 4/5 more focused and targeted Festivals: The Italian Festival, The Nostalgic Festival, The Pop Festival, The Metal Festival, The Rock Festival, The Electronic Festival, The Dance Festival, The Experimental Festival and lastly the De Baser Festival, where the best reviewers of the site propose at the PalaLottomatica a selection of their Top10, whatever genre it may be (heck, with 11,000 visitors a day we’d have at least a full house every month - think about it folks!!)
4- Right to a free recording room and a record store for every town with more than 20,000 inhabitants (even if it’s in Val D'Aosta!)
5- Every band (whether professional or novice) must have the right to at least 2 groupies, with at least one being super hot and the other, at the very least, super dirty.
6- Musical education in schools with organized tours and conferences of the various rock stars (even in small towns for god's sake!) who have made music great: Jimi Page, Robert Plant, REM, Bono, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones, Franco Califano... or rather, sorry...this goes back to point 2.
7- Financing of 250 Euros per month for the purchase of records or boxes, with at least the obligation of 1 purchase of 60s music and 1 of the 70s (just to not lose historical memory and understand "where the fuck does the music we listen to today come from?")
8- Yes okay... there are also the nonsense that others tell... what? Does Berlusca want to remove the ICI? Well, we do even more, we remove the ICI, VAT, car insurance RC and stamps from letters: you send for free. Prodi will not tax savings? Neither will we, for god's sake... we tax nothing, everyone does as they please: one who has a lot of money and doesn't know where to put them? Fine... pays taxes also for others. WHO HAS NOTHING pays nothing!! So simple...
9- The family? And we defend this damn family but BADABEN: we are willing to wipe out entire ones if we catch them listening to the San Remo Festival glued to the TV. Special "Punishing Vans" will be set up that will roam the streets checking if televisions are on Sunday In, Good Sunday, The Sunday of Corpses, See You Sunday, and all these shows to brainwash themselves without return.
10- All nightclubs will open at midnight and from 2 a.m., there will be free exchange of liquors: back to bartering... I give you a Coke you give me a sip of Gin? Exchange my two Becks for a Gin Fizz... etc expandable to other things, like "what will you give me if I touch your girlfriend's ass?" or things like that.
11- The school? Well... with the school I'M IN (and then I quickly get out after having mined it at the foundation with force 10 TNT)
12- On TAV no hole, we directly unhinge the mountain and bring it to Mohammed
13- Other laws and lawlets we will improvise at the moment, once we're elected (which is what the others do anyway eh?)... in short, we proceed by trial and error and as the wind blows. Come on, don't make those faces... At least I tell you things straight up and I don't make big spins of words nor do I go to PortaPorta to make paracel soap operas or boring plays.
What do you say? The review? OH YES Right... this double disc is not bad (after all it contains a kind of "the best" of the group with their goofy and noisy Ska songs but basically harmless even if, as I have been saying for months, it's better to have the first 3 of this group, at least they were real and bloody records, these are "extras" repeating a proven script (a bit like me, if we want to follow the gossip...). For further information arrange yourself on www.badmanners.net/ or go on Google and type this disc and the name of the group. Oh, try to understand me, I'm in a full electoral campaign for a couple more days and I can't waste time behind these damn reviews... come on, you too...
Remember: VOTE THE PUNISHER and check the symbol B.M.A.B.M (Bad Manners Against Bad Music) which is the same as this cover with the sticking tongue (and I didn't have time to invent a symbol like that on the spur of the moment, no?). Well, but please if you really want to check the punisher, but check it really I give you a piece of advice... just one... THE STRIKE MUST HIT STRAIGHT AND HARD ON THE SKULL! Please, otherwise the vote is not valid (and I risk staying alive which would then be a mess for those who remain!!).
Tracklist and Lyrics
12 Sally Brown (00:00)
Let me tell you 'bout Sally Brown
Let me tell you 'bout Sally Brown
Sally Brown is a girl in town,
Sally Brown is a girl in town,
She don't mess around,
She don't mess around,
(if you mess with Sally she gonna hit you with a co co maja stick)
co co co co co co co co maja stick, she gonna hit you with a co co maja stick,
co co co co co co co co maja stick, she gonna hit you with a co co maja stick,
15 Special Brew (00:00)
I love you, yes i do
'cos i know that you love me too
I love you, yes i do
gona spend all my money on you
everyday when i say, that i'm not gona take anymore
its ok, don't go away, i feel bad when you're closing the door
I love you
Need some more, to restore all the feeling that i get from you
i want more, give me more, all i want is a barrell of you
I love you, yes i do
'cos i know that you love me too
i love you, yes i do
gona spend all my money on you
woh woh woh woh
(trumpet instrumental)
I don't care, when they stare, at the way that i'm always with you
we're a pair, it's not fair when they say we're a special brew!
woh woh woh woh
I love you
hey...hey...hey...hey...
hey...hey...hey...hey...
hey...hey...hey...hey...
hey...hey...hey...hey...
Everyday, when i say, that i'm not gona take anymore
it's ok, dont go away, i feel bad when you're closing the door
Need some more, to restore all the feeling that i get from you
i want more, give me more, all i want is a barrell of you
woh woh woh woh woh woh woh
(instrumental)
I love you, yes i do
cos i know that you love me too!!!
17 Lip Up Fatty (00:00)
Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae,
Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae,
Moving with the rhythm, sweating with the heat,
Moving with the rhythm of the fatty beat.
(Chorus)
Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet,
Listen to the music of the fatty beat.
(Chorus):
Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae,
Trumpeet.
(Chorus)
Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet,
Listen to the music of the fatty beat.
(Chorus):
Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae,
Trumpeet.
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae,
Don’t call me fat man,
Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae,
Fat man don’t like you.
20 Wooly Bully (00:00)
Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be *L-seven*, come and learn to dance."
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Matty told Hatty, "That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you."
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
24 Lorraine (00:00)
For the first time in my life, I was so in love,
(Ha, ha, ha, ha) - Why you laughing at me??
I met this girl called Lorraine, she stole, my heart.
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
She was so in love with me, we were gonna get wed,
So I bought her lots of things, diamond ring, brand new bed,
(A brand new bed?) - Yes a brand new bed!
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
For the first time in my life, I was wrong,
Lorraine she was a flipping con,
Lorraine she took everything,
Even my brand new engagement ring,
She took the car and went to town,
But now she can no longer be found.
Lorraine punched me on the nose, so I slapped her round the head,
Then we talked the whole thing out, and went straight to bed,
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
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