Unlikely alchemists capable of transforming camp into art, tightrope walkers able to float on a very thin wire without falling into the void of trash and kitsch; fun, explicit, gaudy and cunning; a bright meteor that burned out in a few years (and many hits) in a dazzling whirlwind of sequins and glitter, in three words: Army Of Lovers.

In the early '90s, the trend of the Mainstream Galactic Empire Music was to definitively leave behind the previous decade with all its flashy glitz; the explosion of the Nirvana phenomenon, skillfully piloted by MTV, is the most glaring demonstration, as well as the downfall of many bands and artists idolized to the limit until just a few years prior. Not that this was a bad thing, on the contrary, at least until today's revival, this phenomenon helped to rid us of numerous examples of pure sonic garbage (only to replace them with others of identical caliber, but that's another story), but even in the midst of the revolution, there were those who went against the tide, those who thought to extremize the kitsch aesthetics of the '80s for a more niche audience, achieving in turn overwhelming success: the Army Of Lovers, a highly-very-very camp version of ABBA, with whom they share the Swedish passport. The invention of a mustachioed and bewigged evil genius named Alexander Bard, accompanied by worthy companions like the almost-was drag queen Jean-Pierre Barda and the buxom and bursting top-model Camilla Henemark, La Camilla for friends, replaced by the blonde Michaela Dornonville and the brunette Dominika Peczynski only to triumphantly return; it's true that a good 50% of their success AOL owes to their extraordinary ability to build a strong image made of increasingly improbable costumes and hilarious dances, but one must not forget the musical proposal, which emerges from the pop-dance cauldron thanks to some characteristics that are practically unique in their genre, sounds that at times echo gothic atmospheres and lyrics often filled with biblical and religious references, thus creating a mix between frivolity and allusion, sacred and profane, which stands out for its originality as well as inherent quality.

In 1995, the year of "Les Greatest Hits" the career of Army Of Lovers is already beautifully over, explosive and fleeting like a firework; with the sole exception of Alexander, all other members of the group are practically out of the music world, except for occasional and sporadic reunions, and this collection definitively seals the essence of Army Of Lovers; first of all, Alex Bard knows his stuff, he can create pleasant, colorful, catchy and fun melodies, and he does it very well, just think of a formidable anthem to frivolity like "La Plage De Saint Tropez" which, especially for the vocal harmonies, seems to come directly from "Arrival" by the illustrious fellow Swedes ABBA, or the unreleased "Give My Life" which stands out for its fresh and fun summer sound, in whose videos our Guys and Gals perhaps reach the most hilarious peak of unrestrained gaudiness. The style that most profoundly characterized Army Of Lovers, however, is more than just the sheer frivolity of these episodes, that grand aura of "sacredness" that surrounds most of their most famous hits, starting with the first major battle horses, "Crucified" and "Supernatural" up to the irresistible and highly-contested "Israelism", for the series "certain people don't even know where to find self-irony at home", passing through slower episodes like the quasi-gothic "Judgment Day", hypnotic and accompanied by yet another masterpiece video clip, "My Army Of Lovers", a visionary collage of sensual images well evoked by the warm voice (in every sense) of La Camilla, pushing even further on the border between sacred and profane in "Requiem", a theatrical and dark hymn to a scantily clad and libertine Mother Goddess; Camillona also rages in "Everytime You Lie", accompanied by sampled gypsy violins and Latin rhythms. 

Of course, there are also more purely dance-oriented episodes, especially new tracks like the exhilarating "Venus And Mars" and the hot "King Midas", the latter unfortunately included only in the UK version of "Les Greatest Hits", here too the quality and savoir faire are certainly not lacking, just think of the hits "Obsession" and "Sexual Revolution" not forgetting lesser-known tracks like "Lit De Parade" or "Stand Up For Myself", which frivolous starlet of today would be able to propose such sounds with this taste? Kylie Minogue? Lady Gaga? Oh, come on! 

"Les Greatest Hits", the first of a long series of collections, ideally seals the entire brief yet dazzling career of Army Of Lovers registering once again record sales, more than four million copies; it is overall a good product, even though some jewels like "Say Goodbye To Babylon", "Carry My Urn To Ukraine", "Mr Battyman" and "The Ballad Of Marie Curie" remain fatally left out, but "Les Greatest Hits" nonetheless remains a most delightful bacchanal of musical entertainment in original and "alternative" form, the spirit of the Army Of Lovers is sincere, genuine and unfortunately seems impossible to replicate, so they too deserve a place in the Pantheon of Quality Pop; only one question remains: did this project still have something to say? Could there have been new possible evolutions for Army Of Lovers or is it better to remember them as they were, cleverly disappeared after reaching the peak of their splendor?

Tracklist and Lyrics

01   Give My Life (03:57)

02   Venus and Mars (03:30)

03   My Army of Lovers (03:28)

A time to live a place to go
Oh my army of lovers
Be be ay be be ay
Around the world around the world
Around the world be be ay be be ay

A time to go a time to live
A place to be a love to give
When travelling around the world
My army of lovers

Disneyworld to Yellowknife
America my way of life
Riding on a wave of love
My army of lovers

A cherry moon a night of fun
We dance into the rising sun
I lost my soul in Tokyo
My army of lovers

Around the world around the world
Around the world be be ay be be ay

St Tropez to La Defense
A perfume latin lovers' scent
A pleasure sweet my body heat
My army of lovers

My gentlemen polite and proud
From London Town I wave goodbye
The scorpio is rising high
My army of lovers

Around the world around the world
Around the world be be ay be be ay

Pour l'univers on quitte la terre
Heureux joyeux
L'amour de Dieu n'a pas de fronti�res
Pour l'arm�e qui voyage sous la lumi�re

In crystal snow my palace guard
My cosmonaut from Leningrad
Come shoot me with your laserbeam
My army of lovers

Taj Mahal I've come to rest
A royal bed a lovers' nest
Classic art we here explore
My army of lovers

Around the world around the world
Around the world be be ay be be ay
Around the world my army of lovers
Around the world be be ay be be ay

04   Ride the Bullet (03:28)

Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet oh yeah

Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet oh yeah

Get on the love train
Let's get on board tonight
Get on the love train
Let's get on board tonight
The moon is high and so am I
The moon is high and so am I
Tonite
The moon is high and so am I
The moon is high and so am I

Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet oh yeah

Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet oh yeah

Disco extravaganza
Disco extravaganza
Disco extravaganza
Disco extravaganza

Get on the love train
Let's get on board tonight
Get on the love train
Let's get on board tonight
The moon is high and so am I
The moon is high and so am I
Tonite get on board
The moon is high and so am I
The moon is high and so am I
Tonite
The moon is high and so am I
The moon is high and so am I

Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet oh yeah

Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet
Gonna ride the bullet oh yeah

05   Supernatural (03:57)

Light in the tunnel I find my way home
Spirits have flown
Waving goodbye to material things
From angel wings

Back to nature my return
Change of heart the skin is burned
Found a cure I'm all hooked up
Meditate on a mountain top
Born again to contemplate
Powerfield I can create
Flying high on a wave of love
Supernatural

What can I say what could I do
I'm still with you
Supernatural
Tell me you see tell when you dare
Go everywhere
Supernatural

Deep in the forest I fight to protect
Nature's respect
Over the ocean and under the sky
Learning to fly

Secrets hidden pollute your mind
Open spaces are there to find
Voices tell I stood the test
Walk transparent I'm obsessed
Make a move let your mind feel free
Stepping outside reality
Flying high on a wave of love
Supernatural

What can I say what could I do
I'm still with you
Supernatural
Tell me you see tell when you dare
Go everywhere
Supernatural

06   Crucified (03:34)

I'm crucified
Crucified like my savior
Saintlike behavior
A lifetime I prayed

I'm crucified
For the holy dimension
Godlike ascension
Heavens away

I've seen the deepest darkness
And wrestled with gods
Ride the noble harness
Raining cats and dogs
I stand before my maker
Like Moses on the hill
My Guiness record baker
I abide your will

The first of reciters
I saw eternal light
Best of vocal fighters
Beyond human sight
Where thorns are a teaser
I've played a double jeux
Yherushalaim at easter
I cry I pray mon dieu
I cry I pray mon dieu

I'm crucified
Crucified like my savior
Saintlike behavior
A lifetime I prayed

I'm crucified
For the holy dimension
Godlike ascension
Heavens away

Prophets I've been reading
Stories I've been told
Before I end my breathing
I travel in the soul
Where thorns are a teaser
I've played a double jeux
Yherushalaim at easter
I cry I pray mon dieu
I cry I pray mon dieu
I cry I pray mon dieu

Adieu mon dieu

I'm crucified
Crucified like my savior
Saintlike behavior
A lifetime I prayed

I'm crucified
For the holy dimension
Godlike ascension
Heavens away

I'm crucified
for the holy dimension
Godlike ascension
Heavens away

I'm crucified
Crucified like my savior
Saintlike behavior
A lifetime I prayed

I'm crucified
For the holy dimension
Godlike ascension
Heavens away

07   Obsession (03:42)

Obsession

Chorus:
I could wait night and day
Sigh your name when I pray
In my heart night and day
Til you come my way
I could wait night and day
Be the sky blue or gray
In my heart night and day
For your love to stay

Obsession

You got that magic in your eyes
Shining wherever you go
Through a lover's paradise
Trust every sign when I'm so
Close to where my heart belongs
Like in heaven

Chorus

Obsession

I can't help falling into a trance
Losing my senses I know
You're my hero in advance
Trust every sign when I'm so
Close to where my heart belongs
Like in heaven

Chorus

Obsession (3x)

There ain't no promises
Ain't no commitments
But how cruel can love be
How cruel to a broken heart like mine
There ain't no right
There ain't no wrong
but as long as hope survives
I'll stay alive

Chorus

08   Candyman Messiah (03:10)

Standing at the end of the rainbow
Expected a pot of gold
What's the use in money that's borrowed
Facing a blues I was never told
Cashing out I'll hit rock bottom
I've stretched the rubber beyond control

Chorus:
Candyman messiah (4*)

A lullaby on clouds of cotton
Like an aircraft a power station
I've got a payback on my investment
Gonna rule the United Nations
Cashing in on the last component
Got my string in good vibration

Chorus (4*)

Passion devotion
People in motion

Chorus (8*)

09   Judgement Day (03:58)

On judgment day
I will get back on you
Naked to the bone
You will stand alone

On judgment day
I will get my revenge
Driving you to tears
After wasted years
Without me

I can't recall the day we met
I forced it out my brain
You're locked up in your obliette
You're doomed to live in pain

We had a chance to get things right
Mistake after mistake
Where once I saw a halo bright
I sense a fur of fake

A mirror waits before the throne
The price you pay for fame
The day you face a frightening freak
The night you go insane

On judgment day
I will get back on you
Naked to the bone
You will stand alone

On judgment day
I will get my revenge
Driving you to tears
After wasted years
Without me

Your head goes well with plastic bags
Becomes you when you scream
Predictable a loser's tag
Goes perfect with your theme

We had a chance to get things right
Mistake after mistake
Where once I saw a halo bright
I sense a fur of fake

A mirror waits before the throne
The price you pay for fame
The day you face a frightening freak
The night you go insane

On judgment day
I will get back on you
Naked to the bone
You will stand alone

On judgment day
I will get my revenge
Driving you to tears
After wasted years
Without me

Shema Israel
Adonai eroheino
Adonai echad
Shema Israel

On judgment day
I will get back on you
Naked to the bone
You will stand alone

On judgment day
I will get my revenge
Driving you to tears
After wasted years
Without me

10   Everytime You Lie (03:12)

The ending of a dynasty
You turn into eternity
In love and loaded agony we dwell

As the fallen angel down below
By reasons that I'll never know
I can't believe that you were such a liar

As the world will turn
And bridges have been burned
I will arise
As you will fade away

And of the gloom
This is the doom
How could you ever dare to mess
with the temper of the Gods

Everytime you lie to me
In everything you said
Everytime you cry for me
I wish that you were dead

Steal these pearls I shed in pain
As you really let me down
You killed the dream, a dream in vain
When you tried to steal my crown

Only the Lord in heaven knows
Why you became the thief
The nights are black and cold as those

As the world will turn
And bridges have been burned
I will arise
As you will fade away

And of the gloom
This is the doom
How could you ever dare to mess
with the temper of the Gods

Everytime you lie to me
In everything you said
In everything you said
Everytime you cry for me
I wish that you were dead

Armageddon will soon be here
The sinners will meet their fate
But I am calm and without fear
As I feed upon my hate

Everytime you lie to me
In everything you said
Everytime you cry for me
I wish that you were dead

Everytime you lie to me
In everything you said
In everything you said
Everytime you cry for me
I wish that you were dead
I wish that you were dead

Everytime you lie to me
In everything you said
In everything you said
Everytime you cry for me
I wish that you were dead

11   Israelism (03:23)

Chorus (2x):
Evenu shalom alechem
Evenu shalom alechem
Evenu shalom alechem
Evenu shalom shalom
Shalom alechem

Diamond market in the ghetto
Star of David on my chest
Sex is kosher on the Sabbath
Jewish princess in my nest
Like aunt Golda high on Zion
Milk and honey are my drugs
Relic box of Einstein's hairdo
Spring prediction cloud of bugs

The heavens cry loud in the open
I hear the angels sing
Shalom b'Israel shalom b'Israel
Shalom la'olam shalom b'Israel

Chorus

Glory in the circumsicion
Oops there goes a Freudian slip
Army of Lovers on a mission
Forty years of desert trips
Drinking from a stinking fountain
The kabbala and Jezebel
Dancing hora on a mountain
Party like a bitch from hell

The heavens cry loud in the open
I hear the angels sing
Shalom b'Israel shalom b'Israel
Shalom la'olam shalom b'Israel

Chorus

The heavens cry loud in the open
I hear the angels sing
Shalom b'Israel shalom b'Israel
shalom la'olam shalom b'Israel

Chorus

Evenu shalom shalom
Shalom alechem

12   La Plage De Saint Tropez (03:31)

We drink tea for two
The sky is blue and I love you
It's in your eyes you love me too
Where it never rains
We take a shower of champagne
Let's dance away let's go insane

Crying when I empty
My last bottle of chablis
I'll survive the winter of Paris

Cars a la plage de Saint Tropez
A summer day I meet you there
I take your hand I say mon chere
And we're in love
Cars a la plage de Saint Tropez
We have a dirty love affair
And there is musique in the air
When we're in love

We drink lemonade
At the casino we get paid
Attend a midnight masquerade
Playboys on the run
We meet Khashoggi with a gun
They say the two of us are one

[chorus]

[chorus]

[chorus]

13   I Am (03:55)

I am a Liberace fan
A megastar in glam I am
I am what Bobby is to Pam
Khashoggi to Iram Iam

Looking in the mirror
The beauty that I see
It's hard to be this grand for free
Beg or steal or borrow
You'll never live to be
A charismatic star like me

God created man from dust
And man replied with sin and lust
God created man from dust
Eternal youth on solid ground
Beauty makes the world go round
Beauty makes the world go round
Amen

I am the pinnacle of man
A superselling brand I am
I am a record label scam
The biggest in Japan I am

Entering the ballrooms
The clocks come to a still
The multimillionaires I thrill
Headline of the columns
My duellantes I kill
The pantheon obeys my will

Law of nature since big bang
Cry like young Wurther sturm und drang
Law of nature since big bang
And louder than the wall of sound
Beauty makes the world go round
Beauty makes the world go round
Amen

[repeat I am a Liberace fan...]

You're so selfish
You son of a
Egomaniac
Egomaniac
Egomaniac

[repeat God created man from dust...]

[repeat I am a Liberace fan...]

[repeat I am the pinnacle of man...]

It's real it's grand I am

14   Lit De Parade (03:28)

15   Sexual Revolution (04:00)

sexual revolution

Love is love let's come together
Love is free it lasts forever
Free is love my contribution
Hail the sexual revolution
Love is love the world united
Love is free I'm so excited
Free is love our constitution
Hail the sexual revolution

There's been a way from the start
To ease the pain in your heart
I've come to show you the way
I see the light in your eye
A sparkle from paradise
I have this message to say

I love you
The greatest love is yet to come
I love you
You gotta fight keep hanging on
I love you
Stand together black and white
Sleep united Hold on tight
Tonight

[chorus]

Reach out and touch let me heal
The way that you make me feel
We'll be together some day
Why limit love two and two
When there's the world me and you
I have this message to say

I love you
So come on baby take the chance
I love you
The time is right for dance romance
I love you
Stand together straight and gay
Sleep united night and day
Tonight

[chorus]

I love you
The greatest love is yet to come
I love you
You gotta fight keep hanging on
I love you
Stand together black and white
Sleep united Hold on tight
Tonight

[chorus]

Love is love let's come together
Love is free it lasts forever
Free is love my contribution
Hail the sexual revolution

16   Life Is Fantastic (The 1995 remix) (04:02)

17   Stand Up for Myself (The 1995 remix) (04:02)

18   Requiem (04:31)

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