Cover of Alessandro Pambianco La Notte Del Mio Primo Amore
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THE REVIEW

Banalities and boredom: that's the film in 2 words.

I can understand the low budget, I can understand that making a horror film after certain masters is tough, but this film remains one of the worst I have ever seen.

It tells the story of these girls and their trivial love stories (worse than TV dramas) with lines like "look what a hottie" or "I should be a bit more slutty". In the end, one of these ends up dating one of the coaches, while a serial killer is claiming victims in town.

The only good element, that is, the question of whether the killer is the coach or not, is immediately nullified by explaining that it is not him, and the film becomes unbearably boring, with plots and scenes of disconcerting banality and nonsensical (at one point the girl is freed by her ex, and with the serial killer wandering around the house, they apologize to each other for a good 5 minutes...).

Even the ending is canceled out in the darkness of scenes that show nothing neither comprehensible nor threatening (you can't understand why this killer kills) and the director can't develop tension and resorts to quotations from other masters, resulting in being pedantic and without ideas.

It's pointless to mention the director when the "actors" do not have the slightest interpretative ability and are characterized according to stereotypes (the handsome and bad guy, the nerdy friend, the vamp), and maybe it's better they change profession.

Sorry, I was a bit harsh, but yesterday I watched "Double Indemnity" by Wilder, so I feel even more the gap between Cinema and garbage.

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Summary by Bot

Alessandro Pambianco's film is criticized for its banal and boring storyline, poor acting, and lack of suspense. The plot is compared unfavorably to TV dramas, and the film fails to develop tension or originality. Despite a potentially interesting mystery element, the narrative loses impact quickly. Overall, the movie is described as one of the worst seen by the reviewer.

Alessandro Pambianco


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