Cover of Agents Of Satan The Old Testament
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For fans of powerviolence and hardcore punk, lovers of sludge metal and underground metal scenes, enthusiasts of raw and unpolished music with a satanic and irreverent attitude
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THE REVIEW

Holy Polenta, the Agents of Satan! Even black metal blunders tremble (and not from the cold) before such beastly cruelty powerviolence.

This CD is a real treat, through and through. It consists of 43 tracks taken from various splits with gentlemen of the caliber of No Le$$, Noothgrush, Burn the Priest, and a few live tracks. The ruckus offered is sludge/hc/powerviolence, played with a satanic & playful attitude that makes everything very entertaining and brings both the raw sound and the sarcastic, irreverent attitude of A.o.S. back to the early, great American hc bands.

A few titles of these songs give an idea that these guys weren’t the usual boring ideas-recycling group often lacking a shred of imagination: “Goatcore”, “Unholy ascension”, “Crust=glam”, “Black metal bat” etc... I give them a 5 because I love the genre and especially them for the attitude precisely because I'm rather tired of the usual ideals that hardcore/punk has been screaming for 30 years as if it was the only one to notice certain things and the rest of the world was petrified.

It is certain that in these 43 tracks (because indeed they are tracks) things like sound clarity, professionalism, and technique are absent, but it surely wasn’t the intention of Ramon Salcido, Lord Ballsack, Junky Love, and Stinkweed to include such useless ingredients in their gruesome recipe.

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Agents Of Satan's The Old Testament is a fierce and entertaining collection of 43 tracks blending sludge, hardcore, and powerviolence. Featuring collaborations with notable bands, the album thrives on its raw sound and sarcastic, satanic attitude. While it lacks polish and technical professionalism, its rebellious spirit and creative track titles make it stand out in the hardcore and punk scene.

Tracklist Videos

01   Black Scabs (00:31)

02   Rape Your Ass With Drugs (00:42)

03   Snowmen (01:04)

04   Red Impulse (01:01)

05   Goatcore (00:45)

06   Pusher (01:53)

07   Unholy Ascension (00:47)

08   H.O.G. (00:35)

09   Crosshairs (00:31)

10   Posted (00:53)

11   Silver in Christ's Cornhole (00:25)

12   Vomit Tar (00:41)

13   Crust (00:46)

14   Snatch in Your Eye / Necrotal Ulceration (01:15)

15   Raped Priest (00:51)

16   Cut Off My Dick (00:59)

17   Black Metal Bat (00:59)

18   Goat Skrote (02:28)

19   Butcher Knife (00:49)

20   Agents No Le$$ (01:59)

21   Klawbo Connection (01:03)

22   Shredded Clitoris and Foreskin (01:06)

23   Snort Fat Lines of Crank (01:12)

24   West Bay Coalition (01:26)

25   March of the A.O.S. (01:25)

26   Rape Your Ass With Drugs (00:44)

27   Goatcore (00:49)

28   Snowmen (01:16)

29   Red Impulse (01:04)

30   Vomit Tar (01:24)

31   Cut Off My Dick (00:59)

32   Castigo del Brujo (01:59)

33   I Hate You (01:07)

34   Ten Pounds of Tots (00:38)

35   Cake (00:18)

36   Toupe' (00:56)

37   Magic Shell (01:19)

38   After the War (00:20)

39   Crackbabies (01:28)

40   Buttsweat (00:19)

41   Rumproast (00:53)

42   Gangstaa (01:42)

43   Pot Cookies (01:13)

Agents of Satan

Band mentioned in DeBaser review as delivering raw sludge/hc/powerviolence with a sarcastic, irreverent, satanic attitude. The review lists members Ramon Salcido, Lord Ballsack, Junky Love, and Stinkweed and highlights the compilation The Old Testament (43 tracks).
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