Zack Snyder
300

Sparta 450 B.C. circa: a 10-year-old boy, a victim of bullying, beats all his peers to a pulp and as punishment is sent to sleep outside in the cold and snow.
Here he encounters Ezechiel the Wolf, genetically modified... he kills him and returns home triumphantly. He will be the future King of Sparta: Leonidas!
Leonidas, now in his 40s, is a Spartan version of Luca Barbareschi, and instead of thinking about parties, the Olympics, and (especially) delighting in the company of an aloof and tough queen, he sets his mind on leading three hundred hyper-trained soldiers on a weekend at the spa... ahem... at the “Thermopylae”.
Here he clashes with the Persian army of Xerxes, a lookalike of "Dhalsim" (character from the videogame “Street Fighter”), a slim, oversized gay with the booming voice of "Candyman".
Xerxes wants at all costs to subject Leonidas to his will (in every sense) to appoint him General of all Greece, but the stubborn King of Sparta is obsessed with honor, the homeland… etc. etc. so, to the detriment of all bisexual voyeur audience, the war begins!
The Persian army consists of 3 million (which were actually 300,000) "alien-like" soldiers: dwarfs, giants, magi kings, orcs uruk-hai, zombies, mutant transsexuals, elephants, rhinoceroses, humanoids, men with lamb heads and more.
Initially, Leonidas's army has the upper hand, but then, after the second day, "Gollum" from "The Lord of the Rings" appears on the mountains and betrays the Spartans for a night of love with a Persian transvestite and reveals to the opponents a way to catch them from behind!
The battle is fierce, and so, between beheaded heads, jumping legs, spears piercing through, and blood in hectoliters for the joy of the "Moige", the film cheerfully flows toward an epic conclusion.

In the end, the Persians win the battle and Leonidas is killed by an arrow that hits him right on the glans... to Xerxes' immense disappointment, who already anticipated a sodomization accompanied by a drilling rear attack in Greek sauce.