Green Yeti
The Yeti Has Landed

I could simply tell you how the Greek stoner scene has recently become kick-ass thanks to unruly and drugged rascals like Void Droid, Naxatras, or 1000mods (look them up immediately without batting an eye) but I won't, essentially for three reasons: 1] It's almost certain you don't give a damn because in August you'll go to Salento to dance the Taranta 2] My girlfriend nags me endlessly that when I do things, I tend to ramble too much and lose the point, and she, unable to follow me anymore, feels frustrated (yes, but last night's sidetracks with a whip seemed to have a different effect on her, whatever...) 3] You still haven't looked up 1000mods.

Instead, I'll tell you about how the other day while listening to the debut of Green Yeti I had Sky on in 'there's nothing on that interests me' mode, and at a certain point, this sort of documentary on the origin of the universe started, with black holes, meteor showers, and other such things. It might have been because I had just come off a night shift or perhaps psychologically debilitated by all the shocking and exciting twists that Insinna's saga was unfolding, so much so that I realized at that instant everything was damn perfect: I felt The Yeti Has Landed dig its fingers into the most pungent and corrosive manure and then gently caress my perineum with circular soft touches in a star-gasmic and cyclopean mix of stoner/doom and elusive, magnetic psychedelia. Yes... the Athenians were the ideal soundtrack to see planets floating in hyperspace, grazing each other in slow motion before crashing and exploding treacherously like a mega-fart from your chubby friend in the camping tent as he reaches for the weed grinder. Okay, the singer would have as much chance of winning a blind audition on The Voice as I would of going to dinner with Emily Ratajkowski but, in the end, who cares... the volume will never be high enough to hear him.

In an ecstasy simultaneously repulsive and captivating, my mind went straight to when Roy Batty saw combat ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion or C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. Well... for sure Green Yeti was playing in the venue back there and, with them, there were also the 1000mods who were bitterly wondering why nobody from Debaser bothers with them on the web.