Vincent Valentine

DeRank : 1,04
DeAge™ : 7280 days • Here since 3 july 2006
Mercenary, monopolizer of the game, environment, and fanbase of every team/club he feeds off, an eternal "misfit" from the depths of Malmo, inadvertently obsessed with a Ballon d'Or that he will never win due to selfishness and a complete lack of sacrifice. An emblem of the modern footballer, overpaid and crude, even more than his more "accomplished" colleagues. Great champion, semi-class player.

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Promising footballer in his spare time, currently playing for Chievo Verona wearing the number 6 shirt.

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A chickeeeeeeen

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No

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Perhaps the series with the best milf of all time

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Funny

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I ask you only one thing, my friend: let me go out with the redhead. Please. Then I will love you again like in the old days, I will light candles in church and all the rest.

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Barcelona = Unicef = Freemasonry

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