Hell

DeRank : 17,41
DeAge™ : 7048 days • Here since 20 february 2007
I would decapitate him too, but... He doesn't have a neck.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 14,86

On the desktop it works like a charm, on the laptop it crashes roughly every twenty-three seconds and when it doesn't, it just freezes and doesn't load anything for the rest of the session. Indefinable.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

Wonderful woman, a smile that melts the heart and an unforgettable voice. One can debate her solo career, but the latest album "Everything Is Changing" is absolutely delightful.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: -0,01

Forgotten gem of '90s shoegaze.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

Damn fucking machine, reverse that never works and shifts by itself from second to first without me touching anything. Not to mention the windshield wipers that get stuck and make more noise than a herd of farting cows. Oh, was it the snack cake? Well, that sucks too.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 1,27

I mean, but on DeB you can basically define everything now... Can I define my dishwasher? And the windshield wipers of my Fiesta? Anyway, I prefer tea a hundred thousand times, it's ghei and makes me feel like a true gentleman. Take that.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 9,35

If it's for Neurosis, Isis, Agalloch, Katatonia, Celtic Frost, (early) Sepultura, Blut Aus Nord, Negura Bunget, Alcest, Lantlos, Deathspell Omega, Type O Negative, Cathedral, Black Sabbath, Death, Drudkh, Ulver, Enslaved, Wolves In The Throne Room, Paysage D'Hiver, Opeth, Bathory, Paradise Lost, Samael, Electric Wizard, Boris, Emperor, and Cynic, my vote is this, and I cordially invite you to go fuck yourselves.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 5,63

Perhaps one of the best; certainly one of the most complex.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 2,35

And I get chills thinking that if, on that fateful day years ago, I hadn't stumbled upon the ass-horn of a certain cow by pure chance, 98% of the music that keeps me alive today would instead be just a big silent nothing.

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 14,50

Early albums (up to the majestic "Draconian Times") are fundamental for the genre. Then, I don't know, from "One Second" onwards it ranges from anonymous albums (but still enjoyable) to true aberrations... However, the latest one is inexplicably excellent; let's hope it's not just an exception...

di Hell | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,73