CoolOras

DeRank : 2,91
DeAge™ : 8012 days • Here since 1 july 2004
Britney Spears Someday (I Will Understand) EP
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Forget about Madonna, you can tell she's waiting for a big cumshot.
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
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Great album.
Soulfly Enslaved
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Cavalera has broken my balls.
Radiohead The King Of Limbs
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Avoidable review. Mediocre album.
Static-X Shadow Zone
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Their best album alongside Wisconsin Death Trip. The review doesn’t convince me; if you don’t know what to say, avoid the track by track :)
Wayne Static Pighammer
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Good review, although "anche per mè" is unreadable :D I've heard some songs from the album on streaming, and it gives me the impression that it's an absolutely useless album. In short, Static has really pissed us off!
Static-X Cult Of Static
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Ugly and repetitive album, undoubtedly the worst of the Statics. Welcome, good review!
Girls Aloud Tangled Up
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You look like an MTV vj. I mean, are the Eighties just disco and glam rock? And the Nineties grunge and boybands? A piece of advice: specify the context ;)
Lostprophets Weapons
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They’ve broken my balls, enough. Aside from the two cleverly released songs online, which seemed to herald a return to more crossover sounds, the rest is the usual catchy but overdone emo-pop-rock (I should mention I only listened to it once but that was enough for me). And then there’s the much-praised Thefakesoundofprogress, which was nice but inconsistent; their peak for me was Start Something, which as a "commercial" album was at least well made. The rest is crap, and 3/5 for this stuff is truly too much.
Rihanna Talk That Talk
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From 9.6787 to the invisible penis on the cover.