RegularJoan

DeRank ™: 0,21

DeAge™ : 7398 days • Here since 8 march 2006

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

30 sep 06

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"Many argue that this album marked the end of the grunge era. I completely agree. Not because it was the best thing from that season, as many believe, but rather because it showed that grunge had evolved into something monstrous" ----> the only monstrous product of grunge is the young reviewers who spray themselves into Lines diapers like you...

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

30 sep 06

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"Empty or not, thank God they have melted." ---> Well, for that statement you would deserve to choke on your own saliva and die tonight...

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

30 sep 06

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"The second CD, on the other hand, is really terrible; it contains a series of crappy ballads, with grotesque arrangements that bring us back to a dimension of sterile and self-satisfied progressive, which even borders on the most polished and Bon Jovi-esque AOR." ----> But give me a break... these phrases are beyond comment: Bon Jovi? Progressive? Excuse me, what kind of rock encyclopedia have they sold you? Among the recommended artists for those who love the music of the Smashing Pumpkins, there was even Mario Merola???

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

30 sep 06

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"as if the Japanese guitarist was squeezing his balls, or sucking him off directly" ---> come on, admit it, it was you squeezing the balls/sucking Corgan’s dick, not the yellow guitarist... otherwise you couldn't be so well-informed about the facts...

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

30 sep 06

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"Let's cast a merciful veil over the texts"----> but I would smother you with a merciful veil...

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

30 sep 06

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"All in all, a decent album; certainly there aren't any dry, beautiful tracks from the past like 'Snail' or 'Cherub Rock', but the years pass for everyone" ----> "Jellybelly", "Bullet with Butterfly Wings", "Fuck You", "1979", where do you put those?? In the tube of hemorrhoid cream that keeps you company tonight??

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

30 sep 06

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"pimpled MTV generation," "masturbatory journalists who followed the phenomenon"----> do you really think you're very different from them with your clichéd and unoriginal criticisms that are quite banal, predictable, and already heard? At least we pimpled and wankers etc. are wallowing in our fucking muck and we're happy about it, what are you doing in your useless life???

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

30 sep 06

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Did you know that Corgan's parents were alcoholics and constantly left good little Billy, the thirteen-year-old, to take care of his five-year-old half-brother, only to beat him up when they returned from their usual outings?? No, you don’t know, so why the hell are you writing to me that Corgan never had problems and that he was thinking about treating his hemorrhoids? Why don't you look at your own asshole instead of Corgan's... you loser, shame on you...

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness

28 sep 06

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I don't want to join the pointless massacre that's being perpetrated against you, both by those who love the record and by those who have nothing better to do than insult on Debaser, but I can assure you that you have raised, in this review, a series of useless, inconsistent, and utterly unconvincing criticisms: if you were trying to dissuade someone from buying this album, well, you didn't succeed.

Spokane Able Bodies

28 sep 06

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@pedraelighe: "I'm beginning to like this place, what's going on?" ----> heheheheheh, it always happens this way. You always end up loving this place...