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"Indie" means a record released by an independent label.

but isn't my review in English fantastic? click on the "english" button and find out!

Look, for me you can even found the microstate of Polesine and create a new flag with the symbol of polenta; you know how much I care about your political and mental turmoil... And put the vote, damn it, because it's the only truly democratic thing that Garibaldi brought us! If the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies still existed, there’s no way you could have given me a 1!

Poor Mellon Collie. How many more pathetic reviews will it have to endure before you let it age in peace on this site?

the CAMEL (Anti Minchioni and Latrine Committee) convened in CAMEL (Anti Shit and Lota Congress) after 9 months of deliberation has produced the following: the Anti-Communist user is, with a 75% probability, the old STIPE script resurrected for the delight of the masses. One can observe the same grammatical ability typical of a high-altitude ibex combined with the linguistic mastery of a green parrot. Moreover, there is a chronic inability to express comments in lowercase, which indicates a terrifying need for attention, a characteristic shared with silk worms, with whom they also share political ideology and intelligence quotient. Last but not least, a nickname that resembles glowing javelins. The CAMEL dissolves the CAMEL and adjourns to the next session, not before leaving a demonstration of affection:

What the hell kind of movie are you watching? Do you really want to hurt yourselves! The cover alone is chilling...

Yes, the review wouldn't be too bad if it were written by a freshwater squid.

And let’s not forget to thank Holy distaster, thanks to whose review we discover all these new realities of the undergrowth... also with great originality... (17th review...)

aged horribly... when it came out it was worth 5, now 3.5 rounded up to 4 because I'm feeling generous. in a couple of years we'll already be rounding down to 3.

I agree with the concept, even though it's expressed in a very simplistic way. Three truths that no one (not even the most orthodox) can opposed (not even with the most fitting insult): (1) By the end of the '70s, our fathers could no longer masturbate for three-quarters of an hour. We couldn't do it, let alone our fathers, who had already come from a decade saturated with jack-off sessions. (2) Any album that Stipe likes must be a piece of crap, or a good album that he still doesn’t understand a damn thing about. (3) After 30 years, no one knows what a topographic ocean could be simply because a topographic ocean is a nonsensical bullshit. Just like "The Fish (Schindleria Praematurus)" - what does that even mean?!? "Siberian Khatru"... come on... "The Gates Of Delirium".... what's that? A jack-off session with sage? Or super-mystical things from visions of Saints and Wise Men like "Dangerous (Look In The Light Of What You're Searching For)"... come on... and the cherry on top for anyone who lost hope after ten years of 40-minute solos and wanted to take their own life, as the last song "How Did Heaven Begin" is always a good fit... Be nice now, don’t flood me with insults... I'm losing my taste spending 5 minutes on this..