Omeganex9999

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Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
25 jul 06
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...and then I would discover that it's a trick used by Chuck Norris to attract aliens and exterminate them! XD
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
25 jul 06
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...Chuck Norris just read El Minchia's comment and wrote on his skin with his beard: "No one has ever beaten Chuck Norris," after which he destroyed the Colosseum with a spinning kick to eliminate the evidence.
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
24 jul 06
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When Chuck Norris goes into the water, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chucknorrisized.
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
24 jul 06
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Chuck Norris can turn off a fire by pressing OFF.
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
24 jul 06
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Baby Jesus prepares the nativity scene in March. It is set in Texas and recalls the birth of Chuck Norris.
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
24 jul 06
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Chuck Norris was intended to be a character in the video game "Street Fighter II," but he was removed by the Beta Testers because every button made him perform a spinning kick anyway. When asked about this bug, Chuck says, "It wasn't a bug."
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
24 jul 06
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Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
24 jul 06
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he needs.
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
Steven Seagal & Thunderbox Mojo Priest
24 jul 06
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To make Zidane perform the header, Chuck Norris pressed forward + triangle.
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
24 jul 06
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..Kiaravril..I get that you like this chick who says the usual four phrases that have become standard since the advent of punk, but come on, let's stop commenting on this review. It's not a chat.. Come on, listen to the uncle who's saying this for your own good.. We got it..
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