StefanoHab

Because some phrases are not bad! :-)

Sampled instruments? What do you have in place of ears, two rubber dicks? Mother North is an institution in the black metal scene. We're not talking about Nordic nonsense here (nonsense???), we're talking about MUSIC, sublime music to be precise, we're talking about the absolute masterpiece by Satyricon, a must in black metal. They paint their faces like Slipknot? Of all the things you could mention... Slipknot??? You sound like a 10-year-old when you talk like that. I can understand if you don't like the album, I can understand if you hate black metallers (do they exist? Hmm...) but that doesn't seem like a valid justification to write such an abomination trying to be funny, assuming that an album like this sucks without even explaining why (completely personal, your reasons).
P.S. Tepes, I’m not mad at you, just to be clear, I actually like your reviews, I just want this to be constructive criticism. This time (at least for me) you’ve gone too far. 1 for Nemesis Divina. That's insane.

Crazy

Wow

I haven't listened to Load (and opinions are mixed), honestly I couldn't care less about listening to it, but the review is super cool! :-D

Nice, but not the best. A band that might be TOO chameleonic...

Crimson Moonlight = Marduk Christians

Here, now I've read it and I'm about to throw up. Crazy.

You are crazy. No, you are really crazy. You give a 5 to Skinless and then a 1 to Nemesis, you are really foolish in addition to being crazy. I haven't even read the review, I can't bring myself to do it. Crazy.

Come on guys, Panurge deserves a 4 just for the choice of the album! :-). The review is nice, that's the important thing. Then we have to say that he's not entirely wrong... Compliments to the garbage on DeBaser are abundant.