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Beautiful Poddo! On Tuesday, I went to see the guys from the Zoo at the Exodus, awesome! I had a little chat with Fabio Alisei and Mazzoli, and they are really nice!

No, I’m not mad at you.. but were you mad at me?!

And now, to lighten the mood, a nugget of wisdom from Pino: and if you, woman... to succeed... have been to bed with so many men, I mean so many men... that you have calluses on your shoulder blades... WELCOME... YOU'RE LIKE GWEN STEFANI... YOU'RE NOT ONE OF OURS!!!

But leave Devon alone, I can't stand seeing these halfwits trying to act all high and mighty when there are super hot girls around who make Stefani disappear by comparison, and I mean really ugly, you know! As always, to each their own, but don't try to pass off Stefani as some great beauty otherwise I'll get pissed off.. :-)

I know Caz because I was there too, in the record label's office that day, and they handed her the folder with the lyrics written by Topo Gigio. Then they introduced her to her collaborators, among whom stood out Bugs Bunny and Winnie the Pooh, and they expressly ordered her to put together a nice pile of crap album because "we're not here to make music, we're here to sell; it’s known that on the radio you catch either the whiny or the groovy, so this time let’s go with the groovy," which I thought was also a bit burdensome. "Oh, I almost forgot, Ms. Stefani, please remember, before leaving the house, the mountain of makeup because otherwise, you end up being a bit unpresentable, and in the videos, always look beautiful, tacky, and shake it (with that big ass..:-) like the Black Eyed Peas teach!" That’s how things went that day with the record label. Please don’t come telling me that these mediocre people decide how their records should sound. And let’s be clear, I don’t dislike her, it’s just that artistically she’s as uninspired as the Zuppa del Casale, and I repeat, her ass doesn’t catch my attention; the Formica Atomica is sexier.. imho, of course! Ps: thanx Cleo for the compliments.

Well?! I find Gwen Stefani's Atomic Ant much sexier... you decide! And I agree with the anonymous person that the "physical" judgment is only for those girls who are all about flaunting their curves and showing off their assets; that's the kind of approval they seek. The unleashing of the male hormone is their means to success, and artistically they're as empty as No Doubt were. I can't help but laugh when they say in interviews that they're independent from the record label, that the lyrics come from the heart, that they chose how the album should sound... come on, give me a break!

I don't think I said that her ass is ugly.. I was talking about makeup on her face if I'm not mistaken.. but if you want to bang her with a little paper bag on her face, go ahead, beasts.. auzz.. just imagine how much you'll regret it! Rating for the review 4 - Rating for Stefani 2 (one extra point because she has a fabulous ass.. by the way, without makeup.. damn, she's a hottie!)

Well?! I have to say that I didn't mind Elisa at the start of her career, but I find her pretty "dull" for my taste. She can sing, there's no doubt about that, but... there's always a but that prevents me from liking her completely. I think she’s more suited for singles than for albums; they bore me. The review is well written, although it would have been more appropriate to emphasize that more than an invective against Bush, "Together" is the usual jumping on the bandwagon of fake dissidents who easily gather consensus. PS: Let’s clarify that I also despise Bush in all his aspects, but I wonder why our "brave" artists, those who get so much radio airplay, don’t show the same courage against our damned politicians... could it be that they fear for their success?!

But where are the hot girls, guys?! This one is a total mess, try taking off that ton of makeup she has on her face and then let me know how hot she really is... come on, are we joking?! I haven't listened to the album and I won't listen to it... actually, I will listen to it because they'll keep playing the singles on the radio and I'll just have to be patient until they all come out... what a mess! Oh, I almost forgot... even No Doubt can really bring it.

Of course you can do it too, otherwise how do you expect Meg to play it at concerts? She's already struggling as it is, let alone if she had to deal with complicated drum parts! I reiterate that in my opinion, they make good stuff, but this ambiguous story about their relationship feels very contrived to me. But let's listen to the album, it's better that way!