casamorta

DeRank : 4,35
DeAge™ : 6199 days • Here since 18 june 2009
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
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How do you know if a blonde has used a computer? There's correction fluid on the screen. And how do you know if another blonde has used the computer? It was written on the correction fluid.
Laurel & Hardy La Scala Musicale
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That's true, well done! By the way, it really annoys me when I come across some of their color episodes!!! But who is the murderer who thinks of these things??!? It would be like coloring the marble of a statue to make it more alive or contemporary, I don't know... I don't understand the need for such barbarism...
Truce Baldazzi Vendetta Vera
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So then DeBaserioti, who wouldn't want a character like this at their table during Christmas Eve dinner?
Negramaro La Finestra
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oh my God oh my God!!!!!! who is Pino....Masterflash???!?
Negramaro La Finestra
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I want to die screaming...
Michael Jackson Michael
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(Anyway, what a beautiful time the naMale...the "cinepanettoni"...prints and reprints of dead records...I might just suppress myself before the 25th again this year!)
Michael Jackson Michael
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A guy walks into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman constantly staring at him. Finally, he gathers the courage to ask her, “Excuse me, do we know each other?” The lady replies, “I believe you are the father of one of my children.” He thinks about it for a minute and then decides that this child she’s talking about must be the result of the one time he cheated on his wife. So he tells the woman, “Are you the stripper who jumped out of the cake at my best friend's bachelor party five years ago? You know, the one I banged on the pool table while your friend whipped my bare butt.” The woman looks at him in horror and says, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”
Michael Jackson Michael
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whoever writes number 14 has a small one!
Michael Jackson Michael
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I criticize comment n°11 but praise n°12.
The Cure 4:13 Dream
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appropriate review for the album (better not to vote..)