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Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)
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Get thee behind!
Cristiano De André De André canta De André - Vol.2
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I remain quite skeptical about the goodness (let's say so) of this operation. It seems to me that Fabrizio De Andrè has become a reservoir for artists to shamelessly draw from, who, let’s be honest, are going through phases of creative decline or lack of ideas. For heaven's sake, hats off to P.F.M. and equally to the good Cristiano, but I wouldn’t even let De Andrè's songs be played by the Almighty if He were to come down to earth...
Cripple Bastards Variante Alla Morte
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Fabri Fibra Mr. Simpatia
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A mortadella looks straight into the eyes of a knife and asks it:
"But what do you feel for me?"
The knife replies:
"Affection..."
Corrado De Cesare Il fascista del duemila
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...and we thought we had gotten rid of it!!! (not Fini, no)
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
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The carabiniere's son comes home with his report card full of 4s.
Banging his fists on the table (TOCK TOCK TOCK), the father says, “You must be really thick, you surely didn’t get that from me.”
To which the son replies, “Dad, someone knocked on the door
” - “You wait here, I’ll go answer it!”
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
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Carabinieri risk drowning in Lake Garda. Their motorboat had stalled, and they got off to push it!
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
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Do you know which adverb women like the most?
Rather!
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
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Zombie arrested. He was a delinquent.
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
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How can you tell that the blonde has used the mouse? By the wire hanging under her skirt...