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Avril Lavigne Goodbye To Lullaby
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A man shoots three bullets into the belly of a woman pregnant with triplets. All worried, the woman goes to the doctor who reassures her: "Don't worry, ma'am, the babies will be born and they will be healthy, and at the age of 13, while they are peeing, a bullet will come out of their little penises." Thirteen years later, the first twin, alarmed, runs to his mom saying, "Mom, mom, something incredible happened!!!" And the mom asks, "What is it, sweetheart?" "While I was peeing, a bullet came out from my little penis!!!" "Don't worry, my dear, it's normal!" After about 5 minutes, the second twin arrives: "Mom, mom, something absurd happened!!! While I was peeing, a bullet came out from my little penis!!!!!" And the mom replies, "Calm down, my love, everything is fine."
After another 5 minutes, the last twin comes and says to his mom, "Mom, mom, something unimaginable happened!!!!" "What is it, my little one? While you were peeing, maybe a bullet came out from your little penis?" "No!!! While I was shooting myself a load, I accidentally killed grandpa!!!!!!!!!"
Alice In Chains Alice In Chains
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A fundamental band, with an amazing vocalist. However, I find this album inferior to the previous ones.
Avril Lavigne Goodbye To Lullaby
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A man goes to the fortune teller and knocks on the door. "Who's there?" "Well, this is off to a great start..."
Yes Live @ Teatro Smeraldo (MI) 24.11.2011
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Exaggerated. Of course, with that kind of attitude, no one is going to take the nursing home away from him...
Cartoon s/t
Cartoon s/t
30 nov 11
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I only know Brazilian cartoons, which aren't bad either. Anyway, in response to the question in the first paragraph, I say Epilog by Anglagard. As usual, compliments on the review, and I'll make sure to give it a listen.
Songs: Ohia The Lioness
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Damn it... have I never passed through here??? What have I missed? Among the favorites and in a rush. And what a great album!
Genesis Nursery Cryme
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Certo, invia pure il testo e procederò con la traduzione.
Tesla Bust A Nut
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Well done, our Anders, for bringing this excellent group back to life. The album in question is good, although not at the level of those that preceded it. I personally prefer Tesla in the splendid acoustic guise of Five Man Acoustical Jam.
Abdulla Rashim Asayita
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The review for me is very good, concise and tailored to the specific genre. I tried to give it a listen on YouTube, but it’s not really my thing.
Jeff Beck Truth & Beck-Ola
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I would say not only a great bluesman, but one of the most complete guitarists in the rock scene.