Don_Pollo

Moving on to more serious matters... BUT DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE THE NEW NEUROSIS ON MY DESKTOP?

A little girl walks past her parents' room and walks away shaking her head, saying, "And my mom wants to send me to a psychologist because I suck my thumb!"

An elderly man decides to try a nudist beach. Since he has never been there before, he asks the manager if it's possible to take a look to see if he likes it. He strips down and takes a walk. After a while, he gets tired and sits on a bench to rest. A beautiful woman passes by, and just seeing her excites him. The woman, noticing the old man's erection, approaches him and gives him a blowjob. The old man is thrilled, he runs to the manager and pays for a year's membership. After that, he lights a cigar and takes another walk. Suddenly, he drops the cigar from his hand and bends down to pick it up. A young guy sees the old man bent over, approaches him, and has intercourse with him. The old man rushes back to the manager to cancel his membership. "But how" - says the manager - "just a moment ago you said this was one of the most beautiful places you knew...". And the old man replies: "Yes, but at my age I only get excited once every three months, and I drop my cigar five times a day."

Carabinieri: "Did you hear? The carabiniere Carmelo Merdone changed his name." "And what is he called now?" "Gennaro."

oh holy patience...

It's always the best who leave.

To be completely honest, though, I prefer his distant ancestor Babylon, the bard of the deeds of the Amorites.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT THEM, FOR TIO!