Yideirita

“give me” (feminine) in reference to “advice” (masculine), rather than “give me”; I was in doubt about this, I swear... and the punctuation, I checked today with grammars and called professors, it’s not a canonical and fixed rule. But I won’t argue with you. As for the "sophisticated" terms, it was not my intention to use them to impress you. If I were a vulgar person who only used swear words and insults, I would have done so already. It doesn't seem worth my time to try to impress you: do you really think you’re so important to me that I would waste my time like this?
In any case, I’m glad you listened to the album, because it shows that at least you did your homework before speaking, unlike many here. It doesn’t matter at all that our tastes differ; rather, I would like to ask you what music you listen to, to know with what knowledge of the subject (wow... from this "sophisticated" sentence of mine will another rant start? Please don’t do it - you’re starting to become repetitive too, you know, even though I strongly condemn this in myself - don’t clog my space for other comments with novels about your position which, by the way, was perfectly clear from your second post) you say that you don’t like mine. It’s not an accusation, it’s not irony. It’s curiosity because I joined here to learn, to get an idea of what other music the rest of the world enjoys.
With this, I repeat (who knows how irritated you must be by now): reply to me in a few words.
Hello dear Manzoni de nosotros

Thank you for the nice ratings you gave my review; I was really starting to feel down, thinking I had written something just to place the fried eggplants on it, so they could soak up the excess fat from the aforementioned...
I hope to keep improving thanks to your critiques, and to delight you soon with a lovely review!

But you know, I don't expect to please everyone... and if someone says it's easy to get a top score, they've never set foot in a university or paid the professors. In any case, I thank him for the insights, thanks to his Zingarelli in pills I will strive to write better and better, hoping that all those who haven't noticed these things in my writings aren't completely ignorant like me; otherwise, poor Italy! My ridiculously little self (can I say that? Oh Holy Heaven, I hope with all my soul I can, otherwise I'll run to bury my empty silly head under the first patch of earth that presents itself) will continue to write because I hope to continually improve my writing, and that happens through practice. I thank my anonymous interlocutor (who knows who they might be?) for the advice on the plot; I will remedy that in the future. My mistakes, both careless and not, will become less frequent, it's a commitment I take with the DeBaseriani and somewhat with everyone, to avoid further afflicting them: I hope, thanks to the advice given to me by anyone who has been kind enough to spend their time reading my writings, that I will have understood how to write a review and propose a decent one to you as soon as possible. I also enjoyed reading the critiques from my Anonymous Venetian because, beyond my initial reaction, they are an opportunity to grow. Thank you again. P.S.: I hope I haven't been too repetitive in this response; I wouldn't want to have further bored my already annoyed detractor...

Boss of Me is super cute and perfect for Malcolm... was it made just for the legendary TV show?

To the cold: to avoid using a trivial vocabulary, what should I have said? Swear words and invocations to the Almighty? Because it seems to me that the reviews that are most popular are the ones that make you give four stars while commenting: "you're funny!!"
A sickness: I justify myself to avoid being reminded that I could have done it.

And I thought I had done a decent job...
Okay, okay, I raise my hands, I give up. I don't know what else to write to avoid being told that I'm superficial (always implying that I don't understand direction, photography, and technical aspects), I rely on clichés, and overall, I don't understand a damn thing.
Hello.

Really? It seemed to me... then pardon.

You are right, the films you mentioned are great. To Hetzer: purely for informative purposes, what else do you think I should have written? Note that I am not attacking you in the slightest, it's just a question.

So, this, I repeat, was my first review, and I ask Vossia to read my latest one, "10000 BC." You may not like my writing style, but not out of pride but rather to clarify, I must say that I received top marks in my high school final exam for the first written test (Italian), the only one among the students from four sections. As for insulting parents, try, sir, to take a stroll through this renowned forum; you will see how my (I am not justifying it, indeed I am deeply ashamed to have stooped to your level, but you know, when one is called "retarded," "idiot," and "pathetic," responding in kind is a spontaneous feeling) mild response is, by comparison, a walk in the park.
I acknowledge that my review is not well done, and if I could modify it, I would gladly do so. Since I cannot, I respond here to the criticisms (which, for goodness' sake, are welcome if they are constructive). My cultural background, which cannot be inferred from a single review, I say modesty aside, is sufficient to have earned me, so far, thirty out of thirty in every exam. And I repeat, if you still have not understood this, I am not saying it to boast like a peacock.
In conclusion, since your criticism was based on this (I’m sorry to repeat myself, but if you clearly haven’t grasped it once, alas, I must say it again), this was my first review. Poorly done, I agree with you. I would like you to consider my suggestion to read my other reviews... if I really do not meet your tastes, I am sorry.
Sincerely, Yideira

Well done! Finally, someone who says it! Enough with Poletti!!