SUPERVAI1986

A man has urinary problems and goes to the urologist. To his great surprise, he finds a young and beautiful woman in front of him. The doctor asks him to undress and lie down on the exam table. He, embarrassed, makes it clear that he is shy. She reassures him and convinces him:
"You see," she says confidently and professionally, "for me, a patient is like an anatomy atlas. So I understand your shyness; it’s human, but I assure you there is no reason for it."
The man undresses.
"First of all," she says, "I want to check the right testicle. Please remember to say thirty-three during the palpation."
"Thirty-three."
"I don't see any problems. Now I will palpate the left testicle. Again, please remember to say thirty-three."
"Thirty-three."
"I don't find anything unusual here either."
"Now wait, I want to check the condition of the penis. Don’t forget to say thirty-three."
And the man: "One, two, three, four, five..."

# A woman at the doctor’s:
- Doctor, I have a problem. Every time my husband makes love to me, when he reaches orgasm, he lets out a terrifying scream!
- But that doesn’t seem like a big problem...
- Yes, but it wakes me up!

A sperm cell peeks out from the tip of the penis with suitcases in hand... They ask him:
"Where are you going?"
and the sperm cell replies:
"What a question!! I'm getting the hell out of here!!"

In a farm lives a beautiful 18-year-old girl. She has never left her farm; her whole life has been spent feeding the chickens, cleaning the pigs, milking cows... One day, her mother Elvira is taken to the hospital in Grosseto for some tests. Sunday arrives, and since her mother Elvira is still in the hospital, the girl decides to go visit her. She dresses in her best outfit and heads to the bus stop, but after an hour of waiting, tired of the wait, she decides to hitchhike. Immediately, a handsome boy stops in a convertible:
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to visit my mom Elvira who is hospitalized in Grosseto."
"Get in, I'll take you!"
She gets in the car and starts looking around.
"What a beautiful car you have! What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a disc jockey!"
"A disc jockey??? The ones that do dedications on the radio??? Would you do me a favor and dedicate a song to my mom Elvira who is in the hospital in Grosseto??"
"Of course," replies the boy (who wasn’t stupid) as he pulls over onto a country road.
"But I’ll do you a favor if you do one for me!" and he pulls it out!
She looks at him, blushing,
"No, no, I've never done that!"
"Come on, you’ll see it comes naturally, don’t be silly!"
"No, no, I’ve never done that and I’m embarrassed!"
"Come on, no one can see you."
"Alright, I’ll give it a try." She takes it in her hand, crouches down, brings her mouth close, opens it and...
"I dedicate this song to my mom Elvira who is hospitalized in Grosseto!!!"

A girl is about to go on her first date. Her mom, all worried, tells her:
- Listen, sometimes boys take advantage, they're all pigs. You need to be careful. If he tries to touch your breasts, you should tell him, "there are thorns that sting!" and if he tries to touch you between your legs, tell him, "no, there's an oven that's hot!".
The daughter replies that she understands perfectly and goes on the date. When she returns, her mom asks how it went.
The daughter:
- So-so. He wanted to touch my breasts and I told him: "no, there are thorns that sting!". Then he wanted to touch me between my legs and I told him: "no, that's an oven that's hot!". And then he asked me if he could cook his sausage.
The mom:
- And... and... what happened next?
The daughter:
- "I found out that my oven doesn't work, he must have cooked it for almost two hours, but when he let me taste it, it was still raw!"

We are in Tuscany. A lady takes her son to the public health doctor because he has too many pimples, and the doctor says:
"When he starts having sexual activities, they will go away. In fact, he could try going to whores sometimes...".
And the mother: "But does the public health cover that?".
"Eh, the public health covers nothing."
"Well, then let's start with that..."

Dialogue between a passerby and a deaf fisherman:
"How's life?"
"I'm fishing."
"Is your wife doing well?"
"Eh, I've been here since eight in the morning."
"I asked if your wife is doing well!"
"I caught five trout!"
"Come on, get lost!"
"Eh, it's the only satisfaction I have on Sundays!"

Among Friends.
-What did the Befana bring you?
-Nothing.
-Well, of course, if instead of putting out your stocking you put out your ass…
PS: Those born in my same year all have to put up with me!!!!:DD

may they hate have mercy on this page....

I'm good... a bit of stress with work and exams to take, but all in all, it's going well :)... I downloaded the album, I'll let you know in a few days :)