SUPERVAI1986

A woman, as soon as her husband leaves the house, calls her lover and they start making love. After 5 minutes, the woman hears her husband coming back home and hides her lover in the closet. Unfortunately, the lover's balls get stuck outside the closet. The husband, noticing those strange things protruding from the closet, asks his wife what they are. The wife replies worriedly that they are some bells she bought that morning at the market. So the husband starts shaking them, but does not hear any sound. Then he gets angry and gives those "bells" a mighty punch. Finally, a sound comes from the closet:
"Porco... din don din don da"

A grand wedding celebration in the hall of an eighteenth-century villa. After a refined banquet, the dancing begins; an orchestra plays romantic and captivating music. A very shy boy, sitting off to the side, notices a beautiful girl sitting on the other side of the room. After numerous hesitations, he decides it's time to go all out and invite her to dance with him. Taking advantage of the pause between songs, he crosses the room, trying not to be noticed, approaches the girl, clears his throat, and whispers:
- Excuse me for bothering you, I've been watching you for a long time and I really like you: would you grant me the next dance?
Against all reasonable expectations, the girl goes into a rage and starts yelling:
- W-What?!? How dare you?!? We’ve never met before, you don’t even introduce yourself, and you immediately ask me if I want to go to bed with you???
Immediately, all attention in the room shifts to the boy, who turns crimson with embarrassment: he doesn’t even dare to ask for an explanation but, filled with shame, returns to his seat, trying to blend in with the surrounding furniture. After a couple of minutes, it’s the girl who crosses the room and approaches the boy, leaning in to whisper in his ear:
- I’m sorry for my reaction earlier: you see, I’m a psychology student, about to graduate with a thesis on shyness and embarrassment, and I thought I’d take advantage of the opportunity this party presented to do some field research. I’m sorry that you had to suffer because of it!
And the boy, yelling into the general silence:
- Are you crazy?!? A hundred euros for a blowjob???

A boy is walking his girlfriend home, it's night...
As they're saying goodbye, he gets a certain urge, leans against the wall, and with a confident smile says to her, "babe, would you give me a blowjob?"
She immediately responds, "Are you crazy??? We're at my front door, someone will see us!!"
He: "Come on... who would see us at this hour?"
She: "No no, someone will see us!! What will people think?"
He: "But there's no one around! Everyone's asleep!!"
She: "No! No! It's too risky..."
He, extremely eager: "Come on babe, what does it cost you?"
She: "No! No! I love you too but I can't."
He: "Yes you can... come on..."
She: "No! No! I can't..."
He: "Please..."
Meanwhile, the light in the stairway turns on. The girl's little sister comes down in her pajamas, with messy hair, and as she rubs her eyes, she says:
"Dad said to give him that blowjob, or I'll do it myself, and if needed, he can come down too, but for God's sake! Tell him to take that damn hand off the intercom!!!"

A guy is out with his girlfriend and they decide to spend the night at his place. When they arrive at the apartment, just before he opens the door, she says to him: - Wait, I can tell how a man makes love by the way he opens the door... - Give me an example! - he replies. - For instance, if someone forcefully shoves the key in and bursts the door open, it means he’ll be a rough lover and he’s not for me; or if he struggles to find the keyhole, it means he’s inexperienced and he’s not for me... At this point, the girl asks the crucial question: - And you, how do you open the door? And the guy: - Well, first of all, I always lick the lock...

A masked man with a gun bursts into a seed bank shouting, "EVERYONE FREEZE!! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!"
Stunned, the few present try to explain the mistake to the man, particularly the girl behind the acceptance desk, who attempts to reason with him: "But... you see, this isn't a real bank..."
"SILENCE!!! IF ANYONE MOVES, I'LL SHOOT THEM!!!"
"But I’m telling you that..."
"I SAID SILENCE!!! NOW GO TAKE ONE OF THOSE VIALS!!!"
"But... look, there’s nothing valuable here... those vials are just samples of..."
"SHUT UP AND DO AS I TELL YOU!! GO TAKE ONE OF THOSE VIALS!!!"
The girl complies.
The man: "NOW OPEN IT AND DRINK ITS CONTENT!!"
The girl stands there, shocked and frozen, but the man pressures her: "I SAID DRINK!!! AND DON’T MAKE ME ANGRY!!!"
The girl, under the threat of the gun, finally gives in and drinks the content of the vial.
The man uncovers his face.
The girl recognizes her boyfriend, who exclaims: "WELL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! WAS IT THAT DIFFICULT???"

A boy who knows nothing of the world strolls calmly down the street with one hand in his pocket, jingling some coins. A prostitute looks at him and says, "keys?" And the boy replies, "No, change!!!!!"

A little girl is walking a cow on a leash. At a corner, a man stops her, intrigued, and asks, "Where are you going, pretty little girl, with a cow on a leash?" The girl replies, "I'm taking her to be mounted by the bull," and the man says, "But that's scandalous!! That's a job your father should do!" And she says, "No, no, the bull has to do it!"

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one of the largest Italian metal groups...this is how this genre is played...which then calling them metal is reductive.....................

Nice review, I definitely need to look into these further.