GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank ™: 6,77

DeAge™ : 6905 days • Here since 13 july 2007

Queen Made in Heaven

31 mar 09

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No trout, but he’s not dead.
Did you miss the final showdown between him and Jason from Friday the 13th, where old Freddy gave that moron with the mask a real beating?
Now he’s enjoying his hard-earned retirement on Elm Street.

Vverevvolf Grehv Zombie Aesthetics

6 mar 09

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By and large, I would say that the review is like koala vomit. Congratulations also for the proposal, these jkladtowegweyfguwgfyuwe are so innovative and ahead of their time that in two hundred years they will be at the top of the Billboard charts, even though in the present no one cares about them and there is no trace of them even if you pay the lady in yellow.

Madonna Ray of Light

5 mar 09

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You did well to include the sample. It's always helpful to showcase these emerging artists to the public.

Madonna Ray of Light

5 mar 09

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After reading the opening, I'm unsure whether to shit vomit or vomit shit.

Patti Smith Horses

5 mar 09

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The single post by Supersoul is worth a million times more than the entire review, which objectively sucks.

Adriano Canzian Metamorphosis

4 mar 09

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I looked just like this the other day after eating a sandwich with Calabrian salami.

Alexia Il Cuore A Modo Mio

4 mar 09

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"It is my habit to praise Alexia; it’s really impossible to criticize her, certainly because she has always managed to surprise. Look, I am known for being a daredevil with a penchant for impossible missions and, for this reason, I will tell you that Alexia sucks."

Morrissey Years of Refusal

3 mar 09

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I have a slight suspicion that this album sucks.

Brett Anderson Wilderness

3 mar 09

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Objectively, the review is crap, but you piqued my interest. If I lose to death in chess tonight, I'll definitely give it a listen.

Gama Bomb Citizen Brain

1 mar 09

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Finally, it was about time for a thrash and death revival on Debaser, which was starting to be infested by pretentious alternative listeners of Marco Carta and Alexia. The album by these filthy Irishmen is, unsurprisingly, amazing. I especially love that song you mentioned about zombies, where the theme of noise pollution in big cities is finally addressed seriously, leading to being more brainless than the undead. Great review, hitting the mark without too much fluff.