GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank ™: 6,77

DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007

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Dream Theater Systematic Chaos

1 sep 08

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Rather than read the review, I would rather be sodomized by an albino ostrich from the Andes.

Into Eternity The Incurable Tragedy

28 aug 08

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Track by track enjoyable like a bramble bush in your underwear.
The album title and the reviewer's nickname are as original as the rise in inflation.

Morphine The Night

28 aug 08

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Darkaem, the bell has rung.
You can go out now, thank you.

Rammstein Herzeleid

28 aug 08

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A review as useful as a cod at an ice cream shop.

Velvet Cacoon Genevieve

28 aug 08

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There’s no way I’m going on vacation.

" WISH | Date: 25/8/2008 | Rating: — | Album Rating: —
Judge, I would be curious to hear your sharp arguments in assessing the insufficient review and album.. please.."
And indeed, I won't listen to it at all, I would rather be sodomized by a vegetable (understood as a produce).

Metallica My Apocalypse

27 aug 08

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The opening is so interesting that my bird has become so droopy that I think I’ll use it as a rope to tie the basket to haul up the groceries.
Ah, I forgot to mention, I live on the 11th floor.