GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank : 6,77
DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007
Gabriella Cilmi Lessons To Be Learned
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I almost let slip the new acquisition Francesco Seta, an excellent babbo di minkia of the new generation. Welcome!
The review is terrible like giant iguanas, but there’s no doubt you'll do even better in the future. We’re looking forward to it!
Metallica The Day that Never Comes
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WHAT A FREAKING AMAZING NEWS, DAMN IT!
The Fratellis Here We Stand
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Well done, Keith, wise decision.
I have no doubt that this worry has consumed you so much that you haven’t slept for whole nights.
Next time, maybe, write one a little before going to the toilet, but please, don’t hesitate to let us know how it turned out, what consistency it had, and what color it came out!
Rammstein Mutter
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Anyway, after reading all the praises written by Stercblazer about this record, which are undoubtedly true and deserved from the first to the last (and indeed it rightly ends with "it is an essential classic in the history of metal and rock in general,") I have decided to abandon sex and focus exclusively on listening to this album.
Rammstein Mutter
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A review as pleasant as a cannibal in underwear and as necessary as the space shield in Europe against Al Qaeda's nuclear warhead missiles.
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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Bartleboom, then you leave me no choice.
I will go to the police and reveal the true identity of Splinter.
In exchange, I will receive protection and a house under construction in a village between Abkhazia and South Ossetia where I can finally have peaceful dreams.
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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Coincidentally, the only serious comment on this review was made by the scriptwriter Stipe, a real piece of work.
Stipe, a spot has opened up in the building where the national association of idiots is based.
Yesterday, the doorman's dog passed away.
If you accept, you won't be paid, but you'll have a comfortable doghouse and plenty of nice kibble to munch on.
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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Bartleboom, if you don't stop, I'll throw a Metamatic at you. Be careful.
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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But the question is: will Splinter, who grinds our balls with the Dream Theater, be more useless, or will the Dream Theater grind the listeners' balls?
Whoever gives an answer to this question, as intelligent as an Amazonian pelican, will win a very useful fondue pot that I received as a birthday gift.