GiudiceWoodcock

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DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007
Metallica Death Magnetic
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Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past
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Katarrys' opinions are so intelligent that the other day I was at the zoo, and after I relayed them to a llama, it spat some purple phlegm in my eye.
Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past
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By the way, honors to smoked salmon, one of the greatest culinary inventions along with mussels au gratin and polpo alla luciana.
Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past
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Katarris' arguments are so clever that it feels like I've heard the same things said by the smoked salmon I had for lunch.
Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past
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I don't know whether the bigger fool is the reviewer, the reviewed, or duane the return. Just to be sure, the ratings.
Metallica Death Magnetic
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The cover sucks ducks in orange sauce.
Track by track, as exciting as a bare electric wire in the mountains.
Gus Van Sant Gerry
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Great.
Rammstein Sehnsucht
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Francesco Seta, your review sucks like Tropea onions.
Rammstein Sehnsucht
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"11 songs that celebrate the collective." Stercblazer, more school books and less Maurizio Mosca, please.
Esmeralda Calabria, Andrea D'Ambrosio, Peppe Ruggiero Biùtiful Cauntri
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Duane, why don’t you go back to hell?