GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank : 6,77
DeAge™ : 6905 days • Here since 13 july 2007
Misfits Static Age
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In my opinion, if you had this review written by a cod from the Baltic Sea, there would be fewer grammatical errors.
R.E.M. In Time (The Best Of R.E.M. 1988-2003)
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The opening is a glimpse into daily life as interesting as a barbed wire in your underwear.
Let’s get ready to see the entire discography of REM reviewed, I can’t wait!
Metallica Death Magnetic
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Track by track, flowing like the Dead Sea.
Metallica Death Magnetic
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A review as amusing as being sodomized by an anteater from Alabama.
U2 The Unforgettable Fire
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In my opinion, you could have said more.
Volfango De Biasi Come Tu Mi Vuoi
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Rather than watch the movie, I would rather be sodomized by an Indian python.
Pier Paolo Pasolini Porcile
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Good job.
Burzum (Uruk-Hai) Blast From The Ancient Past
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Adonebatagista, you’re really getting on my nerves with these childish antics. Come on, go play with your bucket and spade, there’s still sunshine.
Dream Theater Octavarium
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A sincere review like the rescue of Alitalia.